If you could pick anyone from history to fight, who would it be?

[mikey7339]

Thomas Edison, because some one should have done it.

Ninja'd...For one of history's biggest douchebags, America sure likes to put him up on a pedestal. He deserves a good beat down, if not for Tesla than for the animals he electrocuted to defame Tesla.

 

[mikey7339]

EDIT: Double Post somehow...

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Mother Teresa... She could use a punch to the face and I'd probably win. Unless there is some cracked articale out there that says otherwise...

 

[x-machina]

John Lennon

 

[Puddleknock]

Former Prime Minister William Gladstone, he has such a punchable face. Gladstone had a rivalry with Benjamin Disraeli and I'm a fan of Disraeli after reading Disraeli's works, so Gladstone is not in my good books.

Also he really does have a punchable face.

 

[scarfacetehstag]

Helen Keller, HeHe, she wouldn't know whats happening

 

[go-10]

Joan D Arc just so I can be like "you're french, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"

but seriously Sun Shang Xiang the beauty of the bow

 

[ediblemitten]

I'd fight Napoleon and punch him in the face for invading Russia during the winter.

argh shut up, not like those damn russians ever have a summers, its always bloody winter up there. same reason why hitler failed to beat russia, not because russians soldiers were better (far from it, they were peasents charging into machine gun fire) but because its so fucking cold.

COMMON MISCONCEPTION IS COMMON.

A huge number of German casualties were caused by a serious shortage of good clothing (Russian clothes, and equipment, even horses, were better equipped to deal with winter than the Wehrmacht), a lack of German logistical planning (serious lack of fuel, as the Germans expected free rein in Russia within 5 weeks), and a larger and more mobile Russian army than was expected.

Also, Napoleon lost the majority of his men during his Russian campaign during the blisteringly hot period between summer and autumn.

 

[DAAANtheMAAAN]

King Henry VIII. Because if a fat-ass like me absolutely has to fight, it might as well be against an even bigger fat-ass.

 

[Devon Dent]

Yahtzee, he is a small part of history, but a part of history none the less. If that is not allowed then I would fight Jesus, because if he killed me he would bring me back to life allegedly.

 

[Fudj]

Because no one has said it yet: Your Mum (Yes that means all of you)!!

immaturity over probably General Custer!

 

[Ignuus66]

The founder of fox news. I'd shoot him with a 100 mm mortar shell for every stupid thing fox news stated. buying over 4 million mortar shells might be a problem.

 

[TheScientificIssole]

Abe Lincoln. The reference must be made!

 

[2733]

Miyamoto Musashi, with wooden swords or shinai of course, I don't want to die.

 

[Crazy]

Jack the Ripper. Gonna teach him a thing or two about prostitution.

 

[Sagacious Zhu]

Bruce Lee, just so I could tell my kids I got my ass kicked by Bruce Lee

 

[Shoggoth2588]

It depends. I've got a few scenarios though!

For two historical figures fighting each other, I would start off with Edison vs Tesla. After that, Mohammad Ali vs Ghandi. I would end it with Teddy Roosevelt vs Alexander the Great.

As for a historical figure I'd like to fight...I think I'd have a good chance in a fight against Walt Disney. Yeah, I should have a decent chance against Walt.

 

[Sonicron]

Ever since I watched Mankind fight Ernest Hemingway on Celebrity Deathmatch, I've been wanting to fight Hemingway as well. Truly a manly man, but he still deserves a beating for those books of his.