If you could pick anyone from history to fight, who would it be?

[Newtonyd]

Musashi killed Kojiro with a wooden sword. You might die anyway in that scenario. As for me though, probably Hideki Tojo.

forgot about that...pillow fight it is.

*You take the pillow out of its pillow case, then discard the case and brandish the pillow with both hands*

Musashi: You've lost.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

jesus

that way we wouldn't fight, would end up bro fisting and enjoying limitless fish and bread

problem, food crisis?

seriously though, probably someone who was a complete ****** and started an awful trend that still carries to this day. i'd beat the living shit out of them.

Okay, that just made my day.

OT: I'd pick William Shatner...

ha may i ask which part exactly?

 

[Dr Snakeman]

The founder of fox news. I'd shoot him with a 100 mm mortar shell for every stupid thing fox news stated. buying over 4 million mortar shells might be a problem.

Rupert Murdoch? He's the old fart what owns Fox, and Time Magazine, and Warner Brothers (I think), and the Wall Street Journal.

He's a douche who makes everything he owns reflect his own political beliefs. So, yeah. Good answer. I'd fight him after you were done.

Also, I'd like to fight Nathan Bedford Forrest. Seriously, eff that guy, abusing his position as a Civil War veteran to start the KKK. Also, being a cavalry officer who saw combat, he'd be a challenge. It would be a really good fight.

 

[Rooster893]

Doug Ingle. He'd be too stoned to fight back anyway.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, just to see if he would fight back.

 

[Fudg40]

Id probably go back in time and instead of attacking someone I would probably kill someone by running them over with a Delorian at 88 MPH.

 

[Plumerou]

Nikola Tesla, for some reason i cant stop thinking that if we gave that guy the tools of today, he would be able to create his world destroying machine :0!

 

[SextusMaximus]

Bruce Lee, just so I could tell my kids I got my ass kicked by Bruce Lee

Seriously, bruise received from Bruce Lee = priceless.

Watch "The Borgias" new, REALLY GOOD historical drama with Alexander VI played by Jeremy Irons. Machiavelli, the French King, Cesare, Lucrezia (HOT), Micheletto (the assassin), Machiavelli and more all featured in it, it'll give you a whole new perspective on the family than given by AC II and AC: Brotherhood!

More often than not, "historical dramas" don't have much of history in them, and come to think of, they aren't very good dramas either.

OT: I'd probably kick Tycho Braher's ass for laying the foundations of calculus.

You're right, it's a historical drama, therefore it can have absolutely no possible credit or redeeming qualities about it.

 

[repeating integers]

Well, I'm a teeny wimp, so I'd probably get beat up badly by anyone other than... Stephen Hawking?

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

jesus

that way we wouldn't fight, would end up bro fisting and enjoying limitless fish and bread

problem, food crisis?

seriously though, probably someone who was a complete ****** and started an awful trend that still carries to this day. i'd beat the living shit out of them.

Okay, that just made my day.

OT: I'd pick William Shatner...

ha may i ask which part exactly?

The Jesus part. It had meh roflin'

 

[Jamieson 90]

Edward Teach a.k.a Black Beard - I'd die but it would be bloody interesting. The guy was a hard bastard. How many times they have to shoot and slash him before he finally died?

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Vlad the Impailer.

......yeah.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

Seriously guys, Ghandi is too dangerous ...
You won't stand a chance:

I would like to fight (or better to put down) the first Merovingian, the one responsible for uniting the Francs and thus the origin of France. Imagine the alternative universe without France, no Napoleon, no reason for WWI and definitely no reason for WWII (maybe another Hitler, but not as a politican more like an perverted homophobe antisemitic painter) and no silly food and overpriced adulterated wine. Is it global win or rather not?

 

[RanD00M]

Certainly not Abraham Lincoln.

Didn't you read the Cracked article? He's one badass ************.

I think I'd want to fight... August Strindberg, the Swedish author. Don't ask me why, but he sort of asks for a punch in the face sometimes(even if I like his work and agree with some of his viewpoints).

Spoiler: With a stache like that you wouldn't even come close

OT: Someone small and fragile, just to be sure to win him.

 

[Aerosteam]

If I want to have an easy victory, the Queen of England

If I want to have a heroic victory, Adolf Hitler

If I want to die, Chuck Norris

If it's a rap battle you're talking about, Stephen Hawking if you know what I mean. :3

 

[Crazy_Dude]

Nikola Tesla, for some reason i cant stop thinking that if we gave that guy the tools of today, he would be able to create his world destroying machine :0!

Nikolai Tesla is such a bad ass. Would be awesome to fight him.

 

[Asmundr]

Manfred von Richtofen

We will meet in the skies over San Antonio. Duke it out with simulation rounds with him in his tri-plane and me in a SPAD 7. I might lose, even though I have confidence in myself, but it would be awesome.

OR

Gaius Julius Caesar. He could probably teach me a lot in a variety of areas.