If you could punch one person....?

[Matthew Wilson]

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

 

[TeeBs]

Punch JFK on his side before he was shot. Effectively making him dodge the bullet.

 

[hazabaza1]

YOU
I kid.
Seriously though? I dunno. Give me some time to think.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I'd punch the young self.
Then I'd tell the young self about the stuff I know today.

Same here fella SCRATCH THAT!!!! I'D punch Pope Alexander VI for disgracing Catholicism and doing horrible hooorrrible things.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I can't decide between Fred Phelps for being a jerk, or Michael Atkinson for being an idiot.

I'll get back to you.

 

[crudus]

One of the guys that threatened to kill me. Well, not the one that I did punch.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I'd fight Gandhi...

 

[drbarno]

I'd Punch my future self, just to give myself paranoia that I'm going to be punched in the face.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

It's been less than a month since a 'punch X' thread was made.

You've been here more than a month. The search button is your friend.

 

[0p3rati0n]

This guy in my geometry and civics class. He just needs to STFU!

 

[Da Joz]

Billy Fucillo

 

[spookydom]

Jesus....I'd punch Jesus.

 

[sms_117b]

whoever cancelled Futurama, then for karmic balance I'd hug the person that brought it back.

 

[rancher of monsters]

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

I'd punch the guy who copied the thread I made about a week ago (insert glare).

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I can't decide between Fred Phelps for being a jerk, or Michael Atkinson for being an idiot.

I'll get back to you.

I'm from Kansas so I get first dibs on Phelps.

and I'd punch the shit out of you

hard enough to get you amnesia

therefore you can punch that fucker all you want and feel each one like the first punch

(that's how much that guy pisses me off)

Um, thank you?

 

[Luke Unsworth]

Christiano Ronaldo

With a poison spiked knuckle duster.

 

[Sassafrass]

Anyone who quotes me in this thread. XD [sup]Not really, love you all. ...Apart from him. You know who I mean.[/sup]

And possibly every politician who has lied.
...Fuck, I'm going to have a broken wrist afterwards.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I think these two xkcd comics explain my views of this thread

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Part 2

Anywho, for the sake of discussion, I'd probably punch David Cameron. In fact, any politician who works by their own agenda with no actual regard for the people their party doesn't represent. So... any politician.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Mother Teresa, if she were alive.

Since she'd dead I'd have to say my alternative choice would be the current Pope.

 

[spartan1077]

My sexist religion teacher who confuses me every day with his stupid religous ideas.
Examples! Someone in my clas asked how we konow the bible is true then the people are dead and he responded, "They arn't dead."....:?