If you could punch one person....?

[C95J]

An Armadillo.

 

[Thundero13]

Kyle, the homophobe from my class, that'll teach you for calling me a fag, *****.

 

[zombays]

The Mathematician Taylor. His Expansion is making my head hurt in ways that I could not think it could.

So you'd punch Isaac Newton? Well, I'd punch a poacher...BUT it's a falcon punch, so it kills all poachers.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Sarah Palin... No question..

 

[Nukey]

Myself.

Very damn hard.

 

[Thundero13]

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Damn I gotta decide between, Bieber (too obvious), Fred Durst, Snooki, (She needs it and I'm conflicted at hitting a woman) The guy who made the Snuggie, Micheal Bay, or The head of Ninja theory for giving Dante such a gay look.


Yeah I'm going with the Head of Ninja Theory. The guy who Made this:

*Starts wrapping my Knuckles and grabs Brass Knuckles* Ooooh I been wanting to do this

He looks more like a lesbian then a gay guy, or is that what you meant?

 

[Kevonovitch]

i'd punch hmm....i'm torn between bobby kotick, and the head of EA.../me flips coin (no, seriously!) so, i punch bobby kotick in his nuts so hard i pop them >=(

 

[Wicky_42]

The Duke. Just cause. Probably would be the last thing I did...

 

[Romblen]

Somebody I know because on multiple occasions she threatened to punch me in the face over trivial things. But that's not's an interesting answer.

Tim Burton, that's for making a horrible remake of one of my favorites childhood movies.

 

[Squeaky]

Punch JFK on his side before he was shot. Effectively making him dodge the bullet.

.. Watch Red Dwarf you think differently of saving his life... TRUST ME !!!!!! lol

Probly Bobby Kotick "No bob bad bob, no more stupid ideas"

 

[The Night Shade]

Hitler like Captain America

 

[Casual Shinji]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

For letting South Park go completely down the shitter after season 10.

 

[That's Funny]

This may seem a bit generic, but I choose the bully from my old school, just to put him in his place. I hate kids.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Just one person? That's tricky...maybe Fred Durst?

If only it were multiple people, then I could punch the entirety of the Westboro Baptist Church. Alas.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I'd fight Gandhi...

Gandhi would kick your ass. I pick Glen Beck

 

[voetballeeuw]

I hate to copy some answers, but I'm going to have to punch Glenn Beck.

 

[Angryman101]

Nicolas Cage. With the force of a thousand suns, Nicolas Cage.

 

[KorLeonis]

There's definitely a lot of possibilities. Jack Thompson, for being a douche. Michael Moore, same reason. Michael Bay for ruining Transformers. Sarah Palin, for shits and giggles. But just for the hell of it my number one choice...

Mahatma Gandhi
smug little pacifist prick

 

[beniki]

The person who posts after me.

How important is voicing your opinion to you?

 

[Double A]

I'd punch Bobby Kotick for being a dick to his employees, his customers, and everyone else in general.

You're given the chance to punch one person in the face, anyone you like, without consequence.
Remember it's only one person so no 'Dickhead X and/or Dickhead Y'.

My choice, Jack Thompson the lawyer from Florida who won't shut his face about how games are ruining children but still has to make up evidence to prove it.

Ex-lawer. Florida retired his lawyering license in 2008.