If you could punch one person

[mjc0961]

Steve Jobs. He and his company have made technology about fashion rather than performance and value.

That sounds good to me. I will also punch Steve Jobs.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

The group of jerk-off kids that were irresponsible and now my Four Loko is banned

 

[theironbat46]

John Stamos. DAMN YOU WITH YOUR JET BLACK HAIR AND WINNING SMILE!

 

[Levitas1234]

I'd fight Gandhi

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Right now? The guy at Sony who thought it would be an awesome idea to take backwards compatibility out of the PS3.

I'm a bit angry right now 'cuz my PS2 decided that it would find as many different ways to fail as possible, and, now, I can't play the game that I want to... T_T

 

[Requx]

Jack thompson. In teh garage with my best wii mote punch.

 

[Piflik]

I wouldn't...

 

[The Man With the Soap]

To hell with no consequences. I want the consequences! I want that asshole to hit me right back! Besides, I don't need your special permission to punch somebody. I do it all the time anyway.

 

[Death God]

The creator of the Cow and Chicken show. I can't stand that show for some reason.

Edit: A better person/thing to punch: Death: The big Grim Reaper himself. He won't take me until my time is but so it would be cool to tell people that I punched him right in his face.

 

[pyrosaw]

Jack Thompson. Seeing as I wouldn't be seen, he couldn't logically put it against video games. Logically. Also, This chick who I liked, she rejected me, went out with someone older, slept with him, and told me about it.

 

[badgersprite]

Genghis Khan.

Hey, if I have to pick, I'm going to take the biggest, baddest fish in the pond of history.

Also, this:

 

[AvsJoe]

Idi Amin. Few deserve a good blow to the face more than this guy.

Myself, after each and every single mistake I've made in life *so far*.

I just posted in your apology thread; you seem really depressed today. Why is that?

 

[AvsJoe]

Justin "im really 8 years old" Bieber.

What the hell does everyone have against this kid? Yeah, I hate his music too but he doesn't deserve all the collective hatred of the Internet.

The creator of the Cow and Chicken show. I can't stand that show for some reason.

Same. But I've never liked Spongebob either so what do I know?

I'd fight Gandhi

I knew someone was going to say this. This thread was begging for it!

 

[Chamale]

Why would you punch an innocent Knugen?

As I said, I think it would be hilarious. Kicking him even more so.

[sub]Knugen? You mean kungen, right?[/sub]

No, it's an old joke about his terrible spelling. He infamously mispelled his title as "Knugen" and spelled his own name wrong on multiple occasions.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Bobby Kotick.
Geez... I wonder if anyone else has said that...

 

[Paksenarrion]

Idi Amin. Few deserve a good blow to the face more than this guy.

Myself, after each and every single mistake I've made in life *so far*.

I just posted in your apology thread; you seem really depressed today. Why is that?

I'm...I might be too socially inept to be an elementary school teacher. It's the difference between Basic Interpersonal Communicative Skills and Cognitive Academic Language Proficiency. I tend to intermix the two whenever I'm writing an academic paper.

For example, I could be talking about how my lesson plan allows for differentiation between GATE students, ELs, and students with IEPs, and end with, "...in this way, every student is able to understand and practice the concept of symmetry, and find it awesome."

 

[Ashsaver]

I wanna punch Cthulhu.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_XVI_Gustaf_of_Sweden]. I have nothing against the man, but I think it would be hilarious.

I love you.


OT: God. Just to see how he'd react.

 

[Sarahcidal]

Avril Lavigne.
With a brick.

 

[Booze Zombie]

God. "Why don't you exist outside of the human mind? SO MANY PROBLEMS COULD BE SOLVED!"