If you could say anything to yourself from the past, what would you say?

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BakaSmurf

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Dear past BakaSmurf,

Everyone you think is your friend isn't, EVERYONE. Cut them out of your life and focus entirely on your schoolwork, job, and health. People suck, especially in the part of the world you live in, do NOT waste your precious time on them. Give escaping that hole your undivided attention, trust me brother, this is your one and only chance to make things right.

I know that it sucks right now and just don't want to care, but you have to raise your chin and press the fuck on, things won't get better unless you do.

Please, please don't make the same mistakes I did.

Future BakaSmurf
 

ShiningAmber

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You're going to travel the world. You'll learn English ( ;D )

You're going to drive an awesome car.

He messed it up. Not you. And don't worry, he regrets what he did every day.

Keep living.
 

Lonewolfm16

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Oi, Lonewolf. Listen, in your woodshop you will meet a pretty awesome girl. Blonde. Pretty, and really nice and energetic. Just listen, she is really awesome. Get to know her better. But don't fall in love with her, you don't stand a chance and never will. But she is a pretty awesome friend. And if you ignored that advice, you will think up a plan called the EEC because you have now figured out letting your emotions take your head was stupid. Don't do it. It is just a stupid and jerky thing to do. Stick with it. Oh, also you will come up with several plans for the next situation (OTR, OFM, OFG, OFH, OEG) I have no clue which to take yet, so I will get back to you on that. Just don't choose OEG. Yours truly, Future Lonewolf.
 

Prime_Hunter_H01

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Dear Elementary School Me,
In the future you will love various game series that have most of their earlier games as Japan only. Learn Japanese now so that you will be fluent speaker and reader by high school and be able to enjoy these games, because translation patches are to few and far between.
 

scorptatious

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Hey. Me from High school, stop staring at that girl's boobs. Seriously, stahp. Her friends are going to see you and you're going to look like a creep.

Oh and get a haircut. Damn hippy.
 

ecoho

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ok ecoho for fucks sake stop taking shit from those people and beat the everliving shit out of them trust me mom will not be mad at you.

another thing join ROTC with your best friend in 9th grade youll have more friends.

and last but not least there will be a girl who follows you in 9th grade, she is not stalking you she is too shy to ask you out, she also happens to have been the best girlfriend you ever had so DO NOT FUCK IT UP THIS TIME!
 

Lunar Templar

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Dear Kitsune 10060(screen name I used back when this applys): You know that PS3 you want get? Yeah ... Don't, Save that money for a computer, trust me, THAT will be a far more worth while purchase. Yes I know, MGS4 and DMC 4, both are good, bot not worth buying a console for, not when DMC4 and almost every other game you will end up wanting will be available on this neat thing called 'Steam', maybe you've heard of it? I forget.

see you in 2013

signed
Lunar Templar AKA you in the future

PS; we where right about 2012 being BS

PPS; try not to take it to hard when Sara dumps you, K man?
 

Vale

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To myself, in 2006:
Kill yourself before you understand responsibility.
 

00slash00

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think twice before majoring in theatre. i know it seems like a fun idea, but just ask how fun it sounds to graduate from college and then live with your parents until at least your mid twenties
 

Uszi

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When you try to say yes to everyone, everyone winds up pissed at you. Be conscious of your commitments, have a plan.
 

Uszi

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Also don't ***** about school.

School is fun compared to bills and work.
 

Reaper195

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Past me will get this.

"When that one moment comes...don't mention Halo."


Because past me spent too much time playing Halo.
 

Scars Unseen

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Dear self:

I'm just sending this message because I think it's hilarious to frivolously abuse the laws of time and space. Sorry if you wanted advice or some winning lottery numbers or something.

Take care,
Me
 

dumbseizure

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oo I got 2

to 2011 Dumbseizure, DONT DO IT MAN, SHE'S LIKE CLINGWRAP! YOU WONT SPEND ANOTHER DAY OF THE NEXT YEAR AND A HALF HAPPY!

And Dumbseizure of last year, don't try to be a smart ass and walk out onto the volcanic rock cliff, your kinda clumsy and it turns out bad.
 

Callate

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Wear your backpack over both shoulders or your back will regret it later.

Buy Google. Don't listen to what anyone else says. Buy Google. You can buy 3DO when you're a teenager if you want, but sell it when it gets above about 60. Trip Hawkins may talk a big bag, but he's in over his head.

Minor in something creative and major in computer science/math. Yes, it's going to be harder on you mentally, but at the least you won't be burnt out on doing something you enjoy by the flakes and idiots in the department you think you're going to major in.

She hates herself. If you show her you care about her, she'll hate you, too. It sucks, but that's where she is in her life. You can keep her at arm's length or you can push her away; don't draw her close or you'll regret it.

Carry a quarter with you your Junior year of high school. You'll know who to give it to when the time comes. Nothing may come of it, but you'll feel better about yourself at a point when that would be a good thing.
 
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albino boo said:
Hmm I will have to go with, when having sex with another man's wife, check her Vicar father in law isn't asleep in the wing armchair first. I think that just about covers it.
That's just sick, why would you have wanted him awake for that?

OT: If I'm learning anything from this thread it's that I should make the most out of the free health care I get and actually go to the doctor every now and then.

2009 Almighty Aardvark - Stop being such a selfish prick and putting it out of your mind, this is way harder for her than you. Let yourself show some bloody emotion for her while you still can

2011 Almighty Aardvark - Two friends are going to like you at the same time. No matter what [CENSORED] tells you, don't rush your decision, [CENSORED] is completely blowing things out of proportion and you're going to spend more than a half a year wondering if you chose right.
 

Albino Boo

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The Almighty Aardvark said:
albino boo said:
Hmm I will have to go with, when having sex with another man's wife, check her Vicar father in law isn't asleep in the wing armchair first. I think that just about covers it.
That's just sick, why would you have wanted him awake for that?
Well he paid for a live show and he was most upset he slept through it.
 

Private Custard

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Date: November 1998

Message: That guy that's about to smash a large ashtray around your head, yeah him, that dodgy looking one with his five dodgy looking friends. When they're done, make sure you don't go to the police this time. The offer you'll get from your drug dealer friend will be a far better option and the punishment will be just that. Trust me, you'll feel better for it.

Cheers, your future self.