If you could shape shift!

[Indecizion]

id transform into micheal bay and stop ruining peoples childhoods

rofl agreed, only id go out and do a whole bunch of things like beating children publically etc, just so that he would be imprisoned and therefore unable to continue with his evil

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

 

[kid_with_camera]

I'd shape shift into Steve from Long Island.
Cuz he's Steve from Long Island.

 

[AdamG3691]

I would do a ditto does in a daycare centre

turns into a giant cock and rapes everything in sight.
(it is rape because it always says, they don't like each other very much)

-AdamG3691: disturbing your happy videogame memories one game at a time

 

[Kajin]

A towel in the cheerleaders locker room.

 

[The DSM]

Id turn into a Magical T-Rex with laser beams that can summon Bear Armies.

Ive got it all planned out....

Lets just say France wont know what hit it.....

 

[energetic]

well first idea for lols would be a jet propulsion talking sex toy. I'd place myself on display in a sex shop and freak out customers XD

if it really happened though hmmm possibly the master that is if it's not already happened ^_^

I think it'd be funny as well to transform into the whole of the UK with the addition of limbs and a voice. Maybe team up with godzilla lol or the magical dinosaur guy above me booyah france.

 

[zerzxes]

I think a Hydralisk [http://www.starcraftii.cz/wp-content/gallery/slothien/hydralisk.jpg] or perhaps a Ultralisk [http://ui18.gamespot.com/1297/ultrahires.jpg] would be awesome

 

[Thingo]

A dragon or a very big bird so I can fly and see the world from the sky without getting eaten by a predator or shot down by a hunter. Or even better, the overlord from the games with the same name. Then I'd walk around stockholm, just to see people's reactions to a big demon thing with a huge sword.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

 

[Soxafloppin]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

Its not just a Billion Its a Million

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! So I am, indeed. I almost didn´t find myself. Here´s your 1 billion dollars.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

Its not just a Billion Its a Million

Oh wait, it's 100 billions... I feel more ashamed than my last mistakes

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

Well, don´t you look just silly. Ridiculous even. I applaud you.

Here you can see one of my Waldo shapeshifts. It´s quite handy when running away from tedious chores, or mortal enemies.

Well, you're unlucky. I've beaten every waldo books there is. You're in the upper middle next to the roasting chickens.

I think I've just won the 1 billion dollar prize

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! So I am, indeed. I almost didn´t find myself. Here´s your 1 billion dollars.

This is too easy...He must have planted a bomb somewhere in there!

Oh well...I'll think about this while i'm smoking

(Blast!)

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

*lots of snipping*
This is too easy...He must have planted a bomb somewhere in there!

Oh well...I'll think about this while i'm smoking

(Blast!)

Actually, there seems to have been an honest mistake; It was supposed to be 100 billion dollars. Sorry, my bad.

Unfortunately, we don´t currently have that kind of money in our possession. You see, we gave it way, and I think it´s a bit too late to ask it back.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I'm a sniper

I have only one thing to say about that

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

I'd shapeshift into a cat, preferably the tabby variety.

If I ever needed to get out of somewhere, then I'd shapeshift into that and climb up a tree!

I live in an sub/urban area, so these cats are very common.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I'd shapeshift my dick so it was the perfect lenght and thickness for my girlfriend into a bird so i can fly of course.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I would probably use it to make it look like I have other elaborate badass powers. For example, I would get into a fight and then all of the sudden knives shoot out of my hands, my eyes turn red, and I grow 6 sharp flexible prongs out of my back. NOONE is going to fuck with that.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

I think it would be great fun to be an owl at night. They extremely good senses, they can fly long distances at good speeds. Nobody really dislikes them(much).

 

[Julianking93]

Shape shift into other people.

Just to freak them out. Walk up to them as them and watch them shit themselves.