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I LOVE that P.S. there. Made me laugh.poncho14 said:Dear past-self read more books and improve your grammar
P.S: Don't fucking touch the dead fox , it's not freaking dead.
OT: Dear B,
Get into music earlier. You will fucking love it, and it will become a major part of your life. Especially metal, get into that earlier.
There is a site called The Escapist...join it. Just do it. Right. Now.
Also, Laura will never go out with you, ever. Give up and go for Heidi - she says yes.
Yours Truly,
Your Future Self.
"hi, this is coming from your future self.
Don't conceal weapons, it gets you expelled.
also, stop trying to hook up w/ the brunnette w/ blue eyes. it does you no good.
While im at it take your dads offer for a free house and job and school.
DO NOT JOIN THE NAVY INSTEAD.
thanx. if you listen to me you might not be a depressed mess by the age of 21.
good luck have fun, oh and hook up with meg before she gets a boyfriend."
Don't conceal weapons, it gets you expelled.
also, stop trying to hook up w/ the brunnette w/ blue eyes. it does you no good.
While im at it take your dads offer for a free house and job and school.
DO NOT JOIN THE NAVY INSTEAD.
thanx. if you listen to me you might not be a depressed mess by the age of 21.
good luck have fun, oh and hook up with meg before she gets a boyfriend."
Dear Justin (18),
In December of 2006 you are going to start feeling some pain in your leg. This pain is not growing pains like your dumb ass doctor will say it is. It is bone cancer. Go to any other doctor IMMEDIATELY. I don't care what the doctor says or if your mom won't take you to another one. Pay for the visit yourself and get it checked out by somebody who knows what he's doing. If you wait too long the tumor will get huge and they will have to take your knee. If you act soon you can still save it. Don't worry, you'll get through this and you'll be a stronger man when you do.
Stay strong,
Justin (21)
In December of 2006 you are going to start feeling some pain in your leg. This pain is not growing pains like your dumb ass doctor will say it is. It is bone cancer. Go to any other doctor IMMEDIATELY. I don't care what the doctor says or if your mom won't take you to another one. Pay for the visit yourself and get it checked out by somebody who knows what he's doing. If you wait too long the tumor will get huge and they will have to take your knee. If you act soon you can still save it. Don't worry, you'll get through this and you'll be a stronger man when you do.
Stay strong,
Justin (21)
Dear Luis,
Don't do it, it will stress you both out.
Don't buy chromehounds or the outfit
Do better freshmen year
Ignore that one chick, the one you got now is the best girl ever.
P.S. Keep on your career path, the Marines worked out awesome and you made some lifelong friends.
Don't do it, it will stress you both out.
Don't buy chromehounds or the outfit
Do better freshmen year
Ignore that one chick, the one you got now is the best girl ever.
P.S. Keep on your career path, the Marines worked out awesome and you made some lifelong friends.
Dear me a year ago:
1. Don't think that the guy you are hanging out with now is your best friend, he will fuck you over. If you get the chance, just totally ignore him and make him feel like crap, if he stabs you before you stab him, just let it go, call someone else and forget about him.
2. Don't go on a date with anyone that possess something they call the book of shadows.
3. If you early in april get invited to a party, go there and make sure none of your friends gets a ride home by someone drunk.
4. If you ever feel depressed, call anyone and ask them if they wanna do something.
5. Don't punch back.
6. When the time feels right, say: ''It's not my fault that you are a sexually frustrated
Yourself truly, future you.
1. Don't think that the guy you are hanging out with now is your best friend, he will fuck you over. If you get the chance, just totally ignore him and make him feel like crap, if he stabs you before you stab him, just let it go, call someone else and forget about him.
2. Don't go on a date with anyone that possess something they call the book of shadows.
3. If you early in april get invited to a party, go there and make sure none of your friends gets a ride home by someone drunk.
4. If you ever feel depressed, call anyone and ask them if they wanna do something.
5. Don't punch back.
6. When the time feels right, say: ''It's not my fault that you are a sexually frustrated
Yourself truly, future you.
this one caught my attention, just because, i really hope you are not blaming yourself for not going or for whatever happened, because it sounds like you are.Malgan said:
Dear Mal,
You don't know me (but I know you a bit more than I really want to in all honesty), heed my words of wisdom or I shall hunt you down and publicly humiliate you in front of a certain someone (you know who I'm talking about).
Firstly, save yourself a small fortune and DON'T buy the following games (you won't like them, trust me, I know): F.E.A.R, The Orange Box, Warhammer 40k: Soulstorm, Alien Resurection, Fable II, Fallout 3 and Oblivion (you shall be over £100 richer and won't have to waste several hours finding out that , from your perspective anyway, these games suck).
Next, don't worry if the girls at school don't like you, you'll have plenty to look foward to at college (especially in Psychology, you'll see). While on the topic of college, don't bother turning up to employment skills (there really is no point) and for the love of God, stay away from the library (you don't want to know).
Since I'm begining to ramble (and I'm certain that my fellow Escapists couldn't care less, you'll learn about them in due time) I shall wrap this up and let you go about becoming me (in case you hadn;t gathered, I'm you from the future, don't ask how that works because I don't really know).
Yours Sincerely,
Mal
PS: Don't get too excited about your 15th birthday, it sucked (sorry to be a killjoy).
You don't know me (but I know you a bit more than I really want to in all honesty), heed my words of wisdom or I shall hunt you down and publicly humiliate you in front of a certain someone (you know who I'm talking about).
Firstly, save yourself a small fortune and DON'T buy the following games (you won't like them, trust me, I know): F.E.A.R, The Orange Box, Warhammer 40k: Soulstorm, Alien Resurection, Fable II, Fallout 3 and Oblivion (you shall be over £100 richer and won't have to waste several hours finding out that , from your perspective anyway, these games suck).
Next, don't worry if the girls at school don't like you, you'll have plenty to look foward to at college (especially in Psychology, you'll see). While on the topic of college, don't bother turning up to employment skills (there really is no point) and for the love of God, stay away from the library (you don't want to know).
Since I'm begining to ramble (and I'm certain that my fellow Escapists couldn't care less, you'll learn about them in due time) I shall wrap this up and let you go about becoming me (in case you hadn;t gathered, I'm you from the future, don't ask how that works because I don't really know).
Yours Sincerely,
Mal
PS: Don't get too excited about your 15th birthday, it sucked (sorry to be a killjoy).
Dear 19 year old self,
Do not go and ride your two tons of steel this coming Sunday for it will RUIN YOUR FUCKIN LIFE, enclosed is the X-Rays of what will happen to your ribs legs and arm when you do this along with scars and pictures of the GIGANTIC pills you will have to take to put the OUTRAGEOUS pain in check,
Much love, you......
Do not go and ride your two tons of steel this coming Sunday for it will RUIN YOUR FUCKIN LIFE, enclosed is the X-Rays of what will happen to your ribs legs and arm when you do this along with scars and pictures of the GIGANTIC pills you will have to take to put the OUTRAGEOUS pain in check,
Much love, you......
dear past self
dont date the girl that flirts with you in math class, you will only get hurt, she aint anything special anyway. Oh and that day where you go quadding with dad. stay AWAY from the gravel pit....
dont let your sister get the queen sized bed when mom offer it to you!
and dont become friends with keegan!
go for more bikerides
love me
dont date the girl that flirts with you in math class, you will only get hurt, she aint anything special anyway. Oh and that day where you go quadding with dad. stay AWAY from the gravel pit....
dont let your sister get the queen sized bed when mom offer it to you!
and dont become friends with keegan!
go for more bikerides
love me
dear self two years ago, keep persuing her, you will feel like killing yourself but you will become a stronger person for having done so, also it will inspire you to do the most fulfilling things in your life...
love is an illusion, the guy at your next job is right...
dont give up on your dream in two years you will meet your best friend, who will make you realise all your friends are treating you like crap...
good luck friend
love is an illusion, the guy at your next job is right...
dont give up on your dream in two years you will meet your best friend, who will make you realise all your friends are treating you like crap...
good luck friend
