If you could write a letter to your past-self...

Duskwaith

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What would it be? advice or a warning.

Mine would be."Learn more about the red-head before trying to get her"

yours?

*I did search bar it, so if its been done before i apologise*
 

goatzilla8463

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Don't hit on every lady you see...

... Wait a second, that's terrible advice. Ignore what I just said.
 

Assassin Xaero

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"Stay away from the color guard girls... they really are psycho, overly emotional, and complete sheltered bitches..."
 

ae86gamer

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Dear past self...

Don't put your lips on the iron.. its hot and hurts like hell. Don't jump off of your roof, because it hurts and having a broken leg is no fun. Also, don't put your hand in the pipe, it'll get stuck.
 

XJ-0461

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"Dear me,

Tell things to people in person. Also, make an account On a website called "the Escapist" earlier.

Best wishes, future-Bob (you in a while's time)"
 

Biek

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S,

Dont go to that festival in 2008. You will live to regret it.

Future you
 

El Poncho

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Dear past-self read more books and improve your grammar:)


P.S: Don't fucking touch the dead fox , it's not freaking dead.
 

TheZapper

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Dear past self,

You aren't as good at hiding things as you think you are, some people know about your secrets. And for God's sake, just ask out the girl you have been flirting with for 3 years, she likes you. I would tell you more, but its funnier to let you work these things out for yourself.
 

Insanum

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i wouldnt right the letter, It would create a nasty time paradox. EXAMPLE:

I write the letter saying: "dont get that job as a waiter as it will drop your confidence to a level bodering on suicidal" - Then post it to past me, Then i wouldn get the job, therefore changing me in the future, therefore i wouldnt write the letter, THerefore i wouldnt know to NOT get the job...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 

Jumping_Over_Fences

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Dear Brad,

Stop being so oblivious. Chicks dig you, just go for it.

-Your Future Self

P.S. Once you get used to the robot overlords, the future is not that bad.
 

Laura.

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To myself a year and a half ago: "Hey, don't worry about the alien growing inside your brain, you'll live through it!" :p
Also this:
bernthalbob616 said:
Also, make an account On a website called "the Escapist" earlier.
 

Dorian

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Dear JT:

Whatever you do, DON'T DO IT. Seriously, DON'T. Otherwise, I will kill you.

-JT-