If you could write a letter to your past-self...

[Arkhangelsk]

Dear past self... Stop being such a pantsy.

 

[historybuff]

Oh, man. I'd warn myself about a ton of things.

Dear Katie,

That girl who wants to be your best friend? Get away from her. She is crazy. Get out now.

Seriously,

Love,
The Future You

P.S. Don't worry about your hair. You learn to manage those natural curls.

 

[Sigel]

Dear past self- Don't call the philosophy teacher, a male chauvinistic pig. Don't ever date men from Georgia or go there. Lotto numbers for this date are #######... good luck!

 

[Toners]

Dear Tony
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! you're doing sweet, keep that shit up.
make sure you hit that guy harder, you'll know who.
also don't give your girlfriend any excuses to break up with you, it'll make her feel worse when she cheats on you.

You're the man, man.
Yours, future self.

 

[Calobi]

XLI Feb. 4, 2007 Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
XL Feb. 5, 2006 Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10
XXXIX Feb. 6, 2005 New England 24, Philadelphia 21
XXXVIII Feb. 1, 2004 New England 32, Carolina 29
XXXVII Jan. 26, 2003 Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21
XXXVI Feb. 3, 2002 New England 20, St. Louis 17
XXXV Jan. 28, 2001 Baltimore 34, N.Y. Giants 7
XXXIV Jan. 30, 2000 St. Louis 23, Tennessee 16
XXXIII Jan. 31, 1999 Denver 34, Atlanta 19
XXXII Jan. 25, 1998 Denver 31, Green Bay 24
XXXI Jan. 26, 1997 Green Bay 35, New England 21
XXX Jan. 28, 1996 Dallas 27, Pittsburgh 17
XXIX Jan. 29, 1995 San Francisco 49, San Diego 26
XXVIII Jan. 30, 1994 Dallas 30, Buffalo 13
XXVII Jan. 31, 1993 Dallas 52, Buffalo 17
XXVI Jan. 26, 1992 Washington 37, Buffalo 24
XXV Jan. 27, 1991 N.Y. Giants 20, Buffalo 19
XXIV Jan. 28, 1990 San Francisco 55, Denver 10
XXIII Jan. 22, 1989 San Francisco 20, Cincinnati 16

Bet everything. Do it.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Don't eat the thing wrapped in tin foil. It doesn't matter if the waiter gave it to you. You will regret it.

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

Dear past Joe

You make sure you delete you browsing history...trust me. And in a few years time don't tell your friends you have Guild Wars

From Your Immortal God forever
Older you

 

[john1771]

Don't touch it, just don't do it, you will know what i mean when you see it

 

[NotAPie]

Dear Myself,
Don't go out with that girl that likes you.
Don't help Brian, Let him die.
and when your back hurts for fuck sake don't take that shower, you'll be deformed afterwords!

 

[Hyper-space]

salad, not soup.

 

[koichan]

Don't ask any girls out, it'll only make you unhappy in the long run

choose computing as a subject at school.

and business-wise: get yourself a house + mortgage as quickly as you can, sell said house in 2007 to take advantage of the mother of all housing price bubbles.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

First off Nice topic

Hmm I guess

"DON'T PANIC"

 

[Azraellod]

to michael

-start calling yourself azraellod earlier
-start using the escapist, aqworlds, and chess sites earlier

from future version of you.

 

[Abedeus]

"Don't go to a Math class with a primary German language. You will do much better in a Polish class with a primary English language. You won't use German at all, and this way you won't waste time on Math and German."

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Dear Edward

Do NOT, go to that school, stay where you are, it's much better.

Best wishes,

A friend

P.S. I'm your future self so now time is all fucked up and this is going to be Donnie Darko all over again.

Ok ignore that last bit.

 

[Foolishman1776]

GET A JOB!!!

 

[queensbomb]

"Dear past self, you will come to hate what you are now. Stop being such a fucking poser."

 

[MrDeano89]

dear me.... punch people that piss you off more often and take up rugby alot earlier

 

[historybuff]

XLI Feb. 4, 2007 Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
XL Feb. 5, 2006 Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10
XXXIX Feb. 6, 2005 New England 24, Philadelphia 21
XXXVIII Feb. 1, 2004 New England 32, Carolina 29
XXXVII Jan. 26, 2003 Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21
XXXVI Feb. 3, 2002 New England 20, St. Louis 17
XXXV Jan. 28, 2001 Baltimore 34, N.Y. Giants 7
XXXIV Jan. 30, 2000 St. Louis 23, Tennessee 16
XXXIII Jan. 31, 1999 Denver 34, Atlanta 19
XXXII Jan. 25, 1998 Denver 31, Green Bay 24
XXXI Jan. 26, 1997 Green Bay 35, New England 21
XXX Jan. 28, 1996 Dallas 27, Pittsburgh 17
XXIX Jan. 29, 1995 San Francisco 49, San Diego 26
XXVIII Jan. 30, 1994 Dallas 30, Buffalo 13
XXVII Jan. 31, 1993 Dallas 52, Buffalo 17
XXVI Jan. 26, 1992 Washington 37, Buffalo 24
XXV Jan. 27, 1991 N.Y. Giants 20, Buffalo 19
XXIV Jan. 28, 1990 San Francisco 55, Denver 10
XXIII Jan. 22, 1989 San Francisco 20, Cincinnati 16

Bet everything. Do it.

Haha, definitely.

 

[TaborMallory]

"Don't even fucking try. You will never succeed."