If you could write a letter to your past-self...

[LopezMeister]

Dear Alec,

Introduce yourself to the rough looking bunch on the bus on THE FIRST DAY don't wait, they're pretty cool in the long run. When the cute girl comes over and starts hanging around with you, get rid of her, she will try to ruin your life.

Feynmann Diagrams work like this [explain Feynmann Diagrams], work harder you lazy sod, you're gonna fail your first year if you keep on like this. Also, don't take Chemistry, you suck at it, do Music Tech instead.

Good Luck.

P.S. Get a job, future you owes your brother a lot of money

 

[SYSTEM-J]

It's a myth that lifting weights before you've finished growing deforms you. So get started. And eat more. Being clinically underweight is not attractive.

 

[Combined]

"Clean the inside of the gas mask first, then the blood on the outside.

Oh, and also, your father is aboard the USS Enterprise, the Zombie apocalypse will come and the Sleeper must be awakened to not allow all of that to happen. Now go, go, you lazy bastard!"

 

[Alliednations]

Dear Myself,

Lighten up. Take a few jokes. Do NOT treat your best friend like a douche. Seriously, he doesn't deserve any of it, no matter what you think.

Forget the Wii, and get an Xbox 360. It's going to be the worst mistake of your life. And if you're retarded enough to not listen to that, don't think about giving Alone in the Dark a try for it. Seriously, you DO NOT want a game where the first thing they teach you is how to blink.

See you later.

 

[ddon]

dear self: in tieland stay away from women and if not hold your pants. ps tell my brother to stay away from two people with the name linda. they will stalk him. unless you think this is to funny to pass up on his agony.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Dear Past Me,

In Year 10, your girlfriend is a whore. Her friend, however, likes you and will be ridiculously hot within a year! Capitalise!

In uni, if you must say, "I fucking love overtaking on this road", adequately warn your friend that his bike is too slow for overtaking. :-/

Also, watch Dark Knight before your hear a load of overzealous praise that will ultimately ruin it.

Stay handsome,

Future You.

 

[WSxRyden]

Dear James,

On September 11, 2001, there will be a very big attack on the USA, Terrorists will highjack 4 planes, 2 will fly into the twin towers, 1 into the pentagon, and 1 will crash into shanksville. Do what ever you can to save as many lives as you can!

Also, A girl named Breanna, will be in your grade 11 Philosophy Class if you want to go with her, make sure you DONT argue with her and DONT be depressed when she gets into Global be supportive!

Oh and warn your Uncle Rob if he dosent change his ways he is going to die in January of 2009!

Lawrance.

Best one yet.


Mine would be:

Dear Mitch, Just ask out the girl you like and don't date all her friends. She'll marry you anyways but this way you will miss a couple of embarrassing moments. O and here are some loto numbers.

 

[Kimberland]

Dear James,

On September 11, 2001, there will be a very big attack on the USA, Terrorists will highjack 4 planes, 2 will fly into the twin towers, 1 into the pentagon, and 1 will crash into shanksville. Do what ever you can to save as many lives as you can!

Also, A girl named Breanna, will be in your grade 11 Philosophy Class if you want to go with her, make sure you DONT argue with her and DONT be depressed when she gets into Global be supportive!

Oh and warn your Uncle Rob if he dosent change his ways he is going to die in January of 2009!

Lawrance.

Best one yet.


Mine would be:

Dear Mitch, Just ask out the girl you like and don't date all her friends. She'll marry you anyways but this way you will miss a couple of embarrassing moments. O and here are some loto numbers.

Hey thanks!

 

[Blackhol]

DON'T masturbate as much

 

[hopeneverdies]

Dear me, If you are you going to do anything and you might regret it, save the pain and don't do it. In 8th grade and freshman year, you'll ask two of your best friends out. Don't do it, you'll save yourself grief and you won't be able to see them anyway, they will be at different schools. And when you get a Sprint cell phone, don't abuse the mobile web. Now read that last sentence again but make it sound like I'm yelling at you. Also ask for a Gamecube before the Wii goes out in November 06 and get Melee, Pikmin 2, Metroid Prime 2, and Zelda Wind Waker, we'll both be happier in the long run. Plus that won't totally eff up the time string and me have a weird game collection. Also keep a better eye on Mario 64 DS whenever you have it, or you will lose it forever! Oh and convince your parents when they get you a computer for Christmas in 08 to get you Vista Premium with at least 4GB of RAM, games will be that much more enjoyable. And please do not let your parents fall into the hype of the Wii, Wii Fit isn't what it's cracked up to be.

 

[Andaxay]

Never play Guitar Hero. It's more addictive than crack.

Agreed. I'm completely hooked.

"Dear past me,

Grow up and get out of the damn house when you turn 18, or you'll spend years regretting it.

Love future me."

 

[Russian_Assassin]

My dear past, 14 year old, self, go and beat the fuck out of that prick before he gets the chance to piss you off and ruin your night! And fuck that friend of yours, while you've got the opportunity, since she is stuck with an asshole and intends to marry him (plans for marriage at 17 wtf???). Yeah, letting her go was my biggest mistake... Also, GROW SOME BALLS YOU PUSSY WIPE!
Oh and on 25th of February 2009 DO NOT drink half the Bacardi bottle, you are going to have an awful hangover!

-With love, Ilya. Not the funny kind of love though, you are not gay.

 

[Crepusculite]

Dear Past Me,

Life's not that awesome.

Yours Sincerely,
Future You

 

[stiver]

Put the condom on, for the love of God put the condom on!!

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Put the condom on, for the love of God put the condom on!!

That made me lol

 

[chefassassin2]

Dear Younger Me,
Make sure the truck's e-brake is off, that's where the smell's coming from.
Stay away from girl A and just ask girl B out.
Sorry about the extra weight, fried food catches up with you, it'll be gone soon after some working out.
Buy Firefly on DVD, you'll thank me.
Stay away from the Sushi place you're thinking of going to on her birthday. Trust me.
Don't try to catch the falling Wusthof. That's 12 stitches you don't need on you already mangled-up hand.
Stay in touch with the boys.
Go to bed.
Sincerely,
Future you.

 

[Dragonblade146]

"Dear future self. Do not decide to get the Wii.... I played it for two weeks and my eyes melted. It was that terrible. Get a PS3 to go along with your 360 instead."

 

[Sindaine]

"Dear self: When mom locks you out of the house, just run. don't be scared; even at eight you're smart enough to find a way. Just get as far as you can, as fast as you can. Oh, and when you turn 13, eat slowly so you don't choke."