If you had a Death Note how would you use it?

[UnknownGunslinger]

I would use it
A lot!
And much the way Light used it I reckon - though I won't go after the petty criminals the way he did.

I'll try to get to the roots of the problems - Corrupt politicians, judges, lawyers, those greedy morons who wrecked half the Worlds economy and got away from it with large bonuses, zealous religious leaders, warring African gangs, the...
Ok, I'm gonna stop now cause I sound like a mad person
But seriously give me a page from the Death Note and I'll have this world in top shape in a matter of weeks

 

[Monkey_Warfare]

Start with Justin Beiber, then the guy who invented decaffeinated coffee. I would use it in a selfish pattern killing competition/people who annoy me. I would most likely also try and start world war 3, killing important officials and making it look like foreign countries had a hand in it, the advantage is with the book I can dictate nuclear death which should force nuclear war. Well that or just kill anyone in competition with me, instant election win.

 

[mega48man]

i'd use it to kill the creator of death note. then i'd stop seeing so many creepy gothic cosplayers at conventions and on the internet. i also wouldn't have to type this either, but then if i didn't i never would of killed him which would result in a time paradox and i'd have to reboot the universe.

I would kill Stephenie Meyer for ruining vampires with ugh twilight

actually the Death Note cant control time and space, so they'd die after the creation. sorry.

dayum. ok how about this; i get up off my ass and kill him the old fashioned way. none of this new age death book stuff you hoolagins use today.

but what if the death note could give you a premonition or something else gave you a premonition of the future. then use the death note to kill the person involved in that premonition thus controlling the the future. and remember, you can't be trolling without controlling

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I would kill Stephenie Meyer for ruining vampires with ugh twilight
...
Doesn't meant I don't want her to die for ruining them

how can you ruin faeries though?

 

[viking97]

let's see, michael bay, glenn beck, that one guy who kept killing me with the piss rifle on tf2...

ya, i've never seen the show but it sounds like a nice thing to have.

buried under a pile of newspapers would be my preferred cause of death (i have a tasty cookie for anyone who knows what that's from)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

dayum. ok how about this; i get up off my ass and kill him the old fashioned way. none of this new age death book stuff you hoolagins use today.

but what if the death note could give you a premonition or something else gave you a premonition of the future. then use the death note to kill the person involved in that premonition thus controlling the the future. and remember, you can't be trolling without controlling

you would only have the premonition of the person dying by your hand, creating a paradox as you have no reason to kill them.
thanks for destroying time and space, jerk.

 

[John Pepperell]

I would kill Stephenie Meyer for ruining vampires with ugh twilight
...
Doesn't meant I don't want her to die for ruining them

how can you ruin faeries though?

she ruined vampires with her fairy boy gay ass vampires and werewolves with her striper-wolves

 

[PatrickXD]

Use it on death row inmates immediately before execution, that would be funny
Alternatively, I'd just keep it just in case I believe someone deserves to die.

 

[mega48man]

dayum. ok how about this; i get up off my ass and kill him the old fashioned way. none of this new age death book stuff you hoolagins use today.

but what if the death note could give you a premonition or something else gave you a premonition of the future. then use the death note to kill the person involved in that premonition thus controlling the the future. and remember, you can't be trolling without controlling

you would only have the premonition of the person dying by your hand, creating a paradox as you have no reason to kill them.
thanks for destroying time and space, jerk.

it was a pleasure, BUT, you'll be glad to know all i need to do is reboot it through the tardis matrix by overloading it with the power of the sun, and everything should be back to normal

 

[Jabberwock King]

Joe FUCKING Lieberman... and most congressional republicans. Order them to pass cap-and-trade, tax reforms, and legalize marijuana with a robust regulatory system comparable to tobacco and alcohol first. Afterwords, they will die in ironic, hypocritical, or embarrassing ways, like attempting auto-erotic asphyxiation in the presence of gay porn, or tripping and smashing their heads on a toilet.

Also, Dick Cheney, death by heart attack... poetic justice...

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Wait, can I add "If" to any of the deaths?

Cos that would essentially make me omniscient.

 

[Futureman]

I would save it for when if I ever need it

 

[Condor219]

"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."
--Christopher Dawson

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

the Death Note, a notebook that contains five written instructions:
1. The human whose name is written in this note will die.

2. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the subject's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

3.If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the subject's name, it will happen.

4.If the cause of death is not specified, the subject will simply die of a heart attack.

5.After writing the cause of death, the details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

Very simply how would you use the Death Note? would you abandon it? Use it? and how would you use it?

i would use it, most differently most likly on criminals and people who lie and cheat for money

I'd use it on a buttplug like you

 

[Robert Ewing]

I'd use it for the same reason the dude in the anime used it for.

Except I'd vary how the death happened, mass heart attacks will attract attention (as it did.)

I'd get rid of all the major criminals, terrorists, the usual. I'd never kill an innocent. And I'd fully accept responsibility if I where to die, or be caught.

 

[estoria-etnia]

I'd burn it. It's not worth it.

 

[Fbuh]

I like the idea of getting rid of criminals, but you have to be carefule not to become bloated on power like Light. However, I think I would use it on anybody who threatens to upset the status quo.

And WBC. I hate those assholes.

ANOTHER IDEA!!!

Sell it to the highest bidder, though I'd first write my own name in it. Specifically, that I would die peacefully and happily at the robust age of 100, surrounded by my loved ones. Therefore, nobody else could write me in.

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

No No No No no No No NOOOOOOOOO

I do not need something like this being with me every day:

Spoiler

Besides, I don't think I'd feel right with the death note. It just too unholy.

 

[JakeNubbin]

If the rule that' if you use it, you neither go to heaven nor hell' applies I won't use it. If that rule doesn't apply then i would kill celebrities and everyone involved with making the Oscars. THen, as the only righteous one left, I will be the god of the new oscars!

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

i would keep it and probly not use it but i would be one hell of a hitman

also wasn't there some negative effects to using it