If you had a One-Way Time Machine where/when would you go?

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Swaki

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1945, where men had hats and women made us sandwiches, also i could celebrate Denmark's liberation, while wearing a hat and eating a sandwich.
 

Hyperactiveman

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I'd go back to the time of school... do all my homework and give it to my past self along with the answers to the tests I took... Then maybe I would have gotten into University.
 

Swaki

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S-Unleashed said:
To 1992 to see me being born, and punch my dad in the face for leaving my mom. Also be the head of Sega.
no offense, im sure you where a beutifull baby and all, but "the miracle" of birth is pretty damn disgusting, and on top of that imagine watching that horror show and knowing that that is you getting pressed out in an ocean of blood and feces, why on earth would you wanna experience that?
 

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swaki said:
S-Unleashed said:
To 1992 to see me being born, and punch my dad in the face for leaving my mom. Also be the head of Sega.
no offense, im sure you where a beutifull baby and all, but "the miracle" of birth is pretty damn disgusting, and on top of that imagine watching that horror show and knowing that that is you getting pressed out in an ocean of blood and feces, why on earth would you wanna experience that?
To see what went wrong with me. I was born too erlay and I want to know what went so wrong for me to lose my right eye and most of my sight.
 

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Twilight_guy said:
I'd go into the future to a period when man has invented the two way time machine. Then I'd find out what the future holds, jack a time machine and cheese it when the time cops come for me. Hum... time cops [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2lrPc7c65I].
WHY WHY DID YOU JUST MAKE ME NOSTALGIA SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/cries in the corner because life doesn't seem as awesome as it was at 7
 

Emeli

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Yeah I'm actually pretty cool with my life. More than about 20 years back and I'd be subjugated, more than about 20 years forward and the world has a fairly decent shot of being drastically changed for the worse. So pretty much I wouldn't want to give up all the great stuff going on in my life for the minor perks I might achieve in that 40 year gap.
 

T3h Merc

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1950 execpt I'm fabulously wealthy. Good Music and I'd be at the top of the social ladder.


Plus...Fedoras.
 

hypothetical fact

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Go half a second in to the past. Jump out of the machine and grab on to the side of the previous machine, assuming I survive the travel I will have made an infinite man machine.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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I would give the Time Machine to someone I really don't like so I would never see them again.

=D

Although that may be a little mean. Although to be fair, it has already happened if I'm ever going to do it later.

YAY PARADOXES!
 

appleblush

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12-13-2012. I'll take a guy friend with me. If the Mayans were right we'll be the only people left on earth and be able to rebuild it the way we want, hence saving humanity. And if the Mayans aren't right, I would come forward as being from the future and make a bunch of money since, y'know, I have a time machine.
 

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2012 Wont Happen said:
8-Bit_Jack said:
2012 Wont Happen said:
I would sell it.
man after my own heart. YOU CANT HAVE IT ITS MY HEART I NEEDS IT FOR THE BLOOD PUMPS!

Gah! i've been possed by a trolltergeist!
happens to the best of us
come to think of it, what would you do to get rid of a trolltergeist? a h4xx0rcism?
but yeah, i still say 2012 is right, sell it. only tamper with it first so that no matter what they set it to, it sends them 5000 years into the past and (assuming its a time machine with a spatial transfer ability) 5 feet away from the sun
 

SnowCold

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a second to the past, then I will have a clone! and then another, and another and after I will have 100, I'll go five minutes in the past and begin taking over the world!