If you had to have sex with someone outside your sexual preferences

[Gordon Freemonty]

Michael Fassbender of course!

Failing that, James McAvoy.

If not him...

Matt Smith.

But I would give each of them up to have unprotected butthole pleasures with Jonathan Holmes, while Jim Sterling licks on my drooping macadamias.

 

[A Distant Star]

Trick question, no one is outside my sexual preference.

Xerxes.

He's a giant 9 foot tall bald man wearing a speedo made of gold. What else could possibly need to be said?

Oh, and he gives great shoulder messages.

Ooooooooo.... good answer.

 

[juyunseen]

David Tennant, Neil Patrick Harris, John Barrowman... the usuals.

 

[Rodrigo Girao]

Don't be in an Egyptian river: if you'd go to bed with another guy, you're at least bisexual.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

...uh...hi.

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Hello.

How are you today?

I guess I'll go with Sarah Brightman since "people over 50" tends to fall outside my preference.

Spoiler: I mean holy hell, I hardly even believe it.

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[Ryotknife]

While there are a few guys who I can admit are sexy, there isn't a single one that I want to have sex with.

 

[Sack of Cheese]

Wrex's my man!! Look at those sexy scars, look at them!!

 

[J Tyran]

I'd go for inoffensively attractive man Kit Harrington, who plays inoffensively attractive man Jon Snow in Game of Thrones.

Spoiler: Manswoon

Either that or Liam Neeson. Just because it's Liam Neeson. I <3 Liam Neeson.

John Snow would be my choice, either him or:-

Spoiler: This guy

Maybe Jim Stirling too.

Edit,

This thread is great, shows how open people on the Escapist are. No angry people being angry.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

I think it would be nice to have sort of sex at all.

Hear hear.
Anyway.
My best (male) friend of quite a good number of years would fit the bill quite nicely.
He actually has an account here, although he never uses it.

 

[smithy_2045]

With my clone.

That's not weird is it?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

YES. It is time for me to unleash my girl crushes on the world once more!

Spoiler: Olivia Hallinan

She's the "original" girl crush. I loved her after watching her in Sugar Rush (a pretty sweet, if outdated, drama about a girl struggling with her sexuality).

Spoiler: Jessica Nigri

Spoiler: Lights

Spoiler: Toni Moore

Spoiler: Anna Skellern

 

[Buffoon1980]

David Mitchell, the British comedian. The sex would be... unpleasant for all concerned... but it would also be hilarious.

Or Stephen Fry. That would be an experience too. And he's actually gay so at least one of us might (*might*) enjoy it.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I am a straight man! A straight man with a top 5 list of "guys I could screw without being gay"... I shall now unleash that horror upon the world...

Spoiler: Bradley Cooper

Because he's just so cool. He's a man's man.

Spoiler: James Franco

I don't know, I think it's the smile...

Spoiler: Casey Affleck

He's got a sort of tough, take charge look that I just love.

Spoiler: Jim Carrey

I... Don't actually know, he's just hot.

Spoiler: Nicolas Cage

Younger Nic Cage had a sort of quirky, sleepy eyed charm

And current Cage is classy as fuck...

 

[Asuka Soryu]

(hugs mirror) Oh, how I love
thee.

 

[mionic]

But.. but.. What if you're pan/bisexual? WHAT THEN!?

 

[AWAR]

huge man-crush for Javier Bardem

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

John Barrowman.
No objections here.

 

[krazykidd]

Oh oh this is easy . My sexual preference is fat white women . So i'll just have to choose a thin visible minority right ? So ... Mariah carey ... Do i win?

OT: fine for the same of this thread i'll choose a guy , but i hope this never happens , but i choose you Orlando bloom!

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Spoiler: Andrej Pejic

Yep, that's a guy. Sexually confused? Welcome to the fucking club. Admittedly choosing a man who's also the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is kinda cheating.

 

[II2]

Spoiler: Troy Baker?

He is a pretty lad with a voice like honey.