If you had to invade Hell which fictional army would you use?

[Burntpopcarn]

The Coalition of ordered governments. probably one of the most powerful armies out their. they have lots of experience fighting monsters, so this kind of enemy wouldn't be new to them. also, their workhouse firearm has a chainsaw attached to it, and that's pretty damn unnecessary, and by unnecessary i mean that's some badass motherfuckery those gears have got going. what's next, a minigun that shoots rockets?

 

[idodo35]

ill go with the red lantern corps! riding the butcher into mephistos gates sounds like fun!

 

[Jakub324]

Like other people have said: WH40K Imperial Guard. Trillions of soldiers backed up by billions of tanks. Hell is sooooo screwed.

 

[Eggbert]

The legions of every Dwarf who's ever died in Dwarf Fortress. That's, what, 12 billion dudes? A good 30% of which are experienced with some sort of weapon?

Spoiler: And let's not forget...

Some of them already have experience in conquering hell.

It'd take us a day, tops. And then they'd all kill each other because there wasn't enough booze, or the chairs were ugly.

 

[Stew Coard]

the guys from lord of the rings, they already did it symbolically by defeating mordor. I would merely send the riders of rohan to charge hell while Gandalf and the Dunedain Rangers sneak in through the back door in purgatory and take over the 9th circle (it helps to have read the divine comedy)

 

[evilartist]

I will use... the entire Spartan army (not the Halo ones), a team of Navy Seals, and Ash from Evil Dead II. Let's see Satan fuck with me.

P.S. - Oh, and bring along the Westboro Baptist Church to act as meat shields and diversions. I figure I could drop them off while I'm down there.

 

[Ickorus]

Imperial Legion

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

 

[SolomonG679]

I would use every space marine ever including chaos and renegade chapters and the primachs and the god emperor himself before he was stuck in the golden throne. BRING....IT...ON!

 

[Riddle78]

I have several choices.

-Tau of Warhammer 40K. Incredible weaponry,and their basic carbine has nearly as much range as everyone else's snipers.

-The Turian Hierarchy of Mass Effect. They are tough,well trained,well equipped,and innumerable. Military service starts at fifteen,mandatory for fifteen years.

-The Systems Alliance of Mass Effect. Humans are special,alright? They managed to piss off an undying race of sentient warships.

-And speaking of the Reapers...The Reapers.

-The Inferno army from Heroes of Might and Magic V. With Perfect Gating on the commanding hero. I gate in DEVILS,*****! And Pit Lords. They're MUCH better.

-The New California Republic. They just don't stop coming.


My choices make some sense...

 

[trophykiller]

The waterbenders from avatar: the last airbender. Why? Fire < water. Elementary, my dear watson.

That, or use the guards in nearly every freeroaming game ever. Infinite armies that never end until you leave the area! They may not be the best soldiers, but you can't fight infinity.

If that fails(how, exactly would it?), the empire from star wars. Why? A Death Star in orbit is unstoppable.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Who needs an army when this guy has already blown the place up about 3 times singlehandedly?

 

[kittii-chan 300]

Ala Rubra (crimson wing):

Spoiler: nagi springfield

"thousand master" "stupid brat"

Spoiler: jack rakan

"thousand blades" "that guy you can stab with swords and it wont do a thing, damnit"

Spoiler: albireo imma

"magical healer" "pervy old man!"

Spoiler: eishun konoe

"shinmeiryu sword master"

Spoiler: gateau vandenburg

"the silent fist"

Spoiler: filius zect

"master"

strategy: fuck shit up.

Spoiler: Ala Rubra!

 

[Rawne1980]

Grey Knights.

There are no others with as much ability and training to take on an army of demons.

It's what they do people, it's what they do.

 

[trophykiller]

Well if hell exist then so does heaven. So I'll just be taking God's army with me in my invasion of hell.

Makes you wonder what god *would* use for his weapons. I'm thinking a machinegun that fires suns at people. But, a rainbow dash rifle would be pretty sick, too.

 

[natster43]

The agency from Crackdown. By the end of it there are a large amount of Super Human Agents as well as the standard soldiers. It just might work.

 

[Extasii]

Why fight all the demons when I can sneak into the 9th circle and just take down Satan with the deadliest team in the Milky Way Galaxy?

Yes, I'm bringing the crew of the Normandy SR-2 (including Donnelly).

"They say it's a suicide mission..."

 

[thylasos]

Doomguy and that's it. He's all you need, as was proved in the early-to-mid-90's.

 

[ChiryX]

I would only need like 1 good fighter with me, together we would jump on a single demon and tie it up and take it to my basement. Then I would skin the demon alive and wear its skin as a costume. My clever disguise would let me get past all the demon armies and straight to Satan himself, then I would stab him in the face, this would most likely either end up very badly for me.. or it would kill him and all his powers would be mine, I am quite sure the latter one is the right one so now I am in control of all hell and free to start thinking how to conquer earth. Oh and that trusty friend who helped me jump that first demon, he aint getting any mercy from me!

 

[___________________]

I like yellow and cover is for pussies so I'd go with the Imperial Fists Space Marine Chapter. And I like their view on the subject of pain.