If you had to invade Hell which fictional army would you use?
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Hey! I find this entire topic offensive to my faith as a Satanist!
Regardless, I'll invade Hell and take my throne as the Lord of Hate with the Locust Army. They'd walk in, roar, dig a couple holes and end the party quickly.
(Off topic but notable, I've been in a HUGE argument with some other dude on a forum about Socialism v. Capitalism, and now captcha has "Socialist" really really big for me to write... scary)
-Chillz
Regardless, I'll invade Hell and take my throne as the Lord of Hate with the Locust Army. They'd walk in, roar, dig a couple holes and end the party quickly.
(Off topic but notable, I've been in a HUGE argument with some other dude on a forum about Socialism v. Capitalism, and now captcha has "Socialist" really really big for me to write... scary)
-Chillz
Screw normal Space Marines, I choose the Grey Knights.
Essentially the SEALs of the Space Marines, every Grey Knight has psychic powers equal or above that of a Librarian, and is coated in anti-psyker defenses and (some of them) have guns which fire bullets covered in psychic energy designed to punch a hole in a Daemon Lord in one shot.
Essentially the SEALs of the Space Marines, every Grey Knight has psychic powers equal or above that of a Librarian, and is coated in anti-psyker defenses and (some of them) have guns which fire bullets covered in psychic energy designed to punch a hole in a Daemon Lord in one shot.
The X-men. They're pretty much an army now, and one of them is the leader of hell (Ilyana), so it seems like a good decision. And Wolverine has recently kicked the ever loving shit out of the devil, the Satan one, so he seems like a plus to have on my side.
KOTOR's Sith Army, powered by the Star Forge and led by Revan, with Bastila as his apprentice. HK-47 as assassin, and Canderous as frontline man on the ground
Only problem is we might have to just program the ships into kamikaze mode as we run out of men to staff a quasi-limitless doom armada.
Our only weakness would be the usual unlikely band of heroes razzmatazz, but as we're facing Hell's army, I'm thinking that's a one in a million chance. Which means it's pretty much guaranteed. Shit.
Only problem is we might have to just program the ships into kamikaze mode as we run out of men to staff a quasi-limitless doom armada.
Our only weakness would be the usual unlikely band of heroes razzmatazz, but as we're facing Hell's army, I'm thinking that's a one in a million chance. Which means it's pretty much guaranteed. Shit.
40K DEAMON armie HUNDEREDS OF MILLIONS OF DEAMONS RISING FROM THE IMMATERIUM TO THE DIMENSION OF HELL KILLING MURDERING SLAYING BURNING THE ENIMIES OF THE CHAOS GOD NURGLE, TZEENTCH, KHORNE, AND SLAANESH ALL THE LORDS WILL COME AND RIP APART SATAN LIMB BY LIMB KHORNE WILL TAKE HIS SKULL AND DRINK HIS BLOOD, NURGLE WILL CURRUPT HIS FLEASH WITH DISEASE, TZEENTCH WILL WRITE SPELLS WITH HIS BLOOD, AND SLAANESH WILL TAKE HIS c**K AND FEED IT TO HIS SCREAMERS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHA then again hell is apples customer service center so it would be pretty easy
Send Commisar Yarrick in there with them, that ought to lower the death toll by a couple of billion.Dejanus said:
Sweet mother Mary, what are you gonna do with Hell when you're done? Put up a sign that says 'Under Construction for Unforeseeable Future'?Delsana said:
Not knocking it, but holy shit!
OT: A Terran and Zerg Army!
This is fictional, so they can join forces and bring down Satan!
And then they can fight over who will own the place....
