I'd be the greatest fish breeder there ever was. You see, each magikarp lays hundreds of eggs. and when each of those eggs hatches, those magikarp lay hundreds more eggs. So by buying just one magikarp, at a very reasonable $10000, you are buying a gold mine, as you can then sell all of those future magikarp at the same price!
I mean come on, if you get at least one repeat customer, like James, you're set for life.
I mean come on, if you get at least one repeat customer, like James, you're set for life.