If you were a Pokémon...

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[HEADING=1]INJUSTICE LEAGUE[br]ASKS[br][small]If you were a Pokemon, what would you be?[/small][/HEADING]​

With Pokemon X and Y looming on the horizon, We here at the Injustice League are doing a survey, so we've come down from our Evil Flying Aircraft Carrier base to ask a simple question.

If you were a Pokemon which would you be and why?

Free Pie for whoever has the best answer!

I would probably be Totodile because my initials are TOT and I'll use any bullshit excuse to end up as my favorite. XD

[HEADING=3] -TL;DR What Pokemon Would You Be And Why?-[/HEADING]​
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Silvanus

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Meowth.

I'd be first-generation because those are the ones I feel the strongest connection with. I'd be Meowth because I'm a sneaky little bugger, and quite like having money to throw around.

I'd also refuse to evolve, like Ash's Pikachu did in the anime.
 

Hazy992

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I'd probably be a Lucario or an Alakazam or something. That way I can be powerful and also have sapience.
 

Teoes

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Dibs on being Mudkip, so that everyone can really, REALLY like me!
 

Andy Shandy

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I'd also got with a water starter, but mine's would have to be Squirtle. Why, I hear you ask?

Because I make them bitches wet.



Seriously (well, as serious as you can get talking about being a Pokemon) though, I'm not sure. So many to choose from.

[sub]That, and I'm pretty sure bobmus is The Escapist's official Squirtle[/sub]
 

Hero of Lime

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Reshiram, so I can BURN EVERYTHING!!! usher in a world of truth and happiness! c: [sub]
By burning everything...[/sub]



Plus, it's the REAL Fire/Dragon type, it doesn't need a dumb old megalution to be cool.
 

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I would probably have to go with Blaziken. Why? Because it's one of my favorite Pokemon and Mewtwo is too cool for any of us to be him.
 

IndomitableSam

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Bulbasaur. My favorite. Also, I get to smell nice and lie in the sun all day. Also, I kinda have tentacles, but they aren't creepy.

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Terminate421

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I'd hope I end up as Empoleon. I stand proud and tall with what I got going, and I personally feel my "typing" fits. Plus, he is my favorite. If someone hurts my pride, I tell them to fuck off or I go nuts. Seriously, insult me or go after what I believe in and I'll defend it properly.



In reality, I feel I'd end up as Typhlosion. Passive, yet capable of being quite dangerous when I put up a fight. Also, I adapt quite well to scenarios the way he does.

 

Little Woodsman

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What do you mean "if"? That's my picture, just to the left. And man is it hard hitting these keys with a bone-club.
(Level 100 btw, attacks Dig, Bonemerang, Ice Beam, False Swipe)
And Why?
Because that's what I hatched as?
 

Terminate421

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TizzytheTormentor said:
[HEADING=2]Magikarp motherfuckers!![/HEADING]

For srs, I would be an Oshawott, I dunno bout you guys, but Oshawott is damn cute!
So fucking happy it makes me want to puke rainbows! RAINBOWS *****!
I always fucking love this scene. I'd imagine you do to:


I think the writers wanted an Oshawott that can't seem to get lucky.
 

Teoes

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Terminate421 said:
Heh, there was me looking at the previous posts and hoping someone would choose something from the Empoleon line so that all water starters were spoken for. Nice one.

Sucks to be the other starters! Not nearly so much love.
 

Terminate421

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Teoes said:
Terminate421 said:
Heh, there was me looking at the previous posts and hoping someone would choose something from the Empoleon line so that all water starters were spoken for. Nice one.

Sucks to be the other starters! Not nearly so much love.
During PMD2 it automatically set me as Piplup during the personality test so that's what I've been going with.

(I was huge fan of that line the moment Diamond and Pearl hit shelves)
 

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I'm having an extremely difficult time deciding between Swoobat and Joltik. Both are appropriately adorable, and both are based on two of my very favourite animals (bats and jumping spiders). Plus, just look at them:


How could I ever choose? I guess I'd just have to flip a coin or something.
 

IllumInaTIma

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I'd definitely be Onix. Because you can't be more awesome than giant rock snake!
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FUCK YEAH!
 

Eclipse Dragon

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I'm sure this will come completely unexpected to a lot of you when I say...
Dragonair.


Other possibilities of course are...
Dratini, Dragonite, Flygon, Salamence, Garchomp, Haxorus, Charizard, Milotic, Gyarados


I'd also throw Latias, Rayquaza, Giratina, Palkia, Dialga, Arceus, Reshiram, Zekrom, Kyurem up there,
but everyone knows dragon legendaries are OP (also with the exception of Latias, most of them are jerks in the movies)