If you were A Supervillain

[Adam Jenson]

Basically a response to all the superhero threads.
If you were a Supervillain what would be your name, your abilities, your arsenal, modus operandi, distinguishing features and of course your "Master Plan"

I would be The Horseman, a Sleepy Hollow themed cyborg complete with Holographic Head.

No superhuman abilities save for an intimate knowledge in cybernetics, genetics and explosives. I would also be a master swordsman.

My arsenal would be the usual bag of tricks; swords, throwing knives, various forms of bombs, sonic emitting gauntlets.

No set preference of crimes but I'd take the heads of anyone present at my crimes with one person to tell the tale.

My Master Plan would of course be my last and most insidious. Kidnap the love interest of my arch-nemesis and while he goes about destroying the city to find her, I use her in order to create a baby clone of myself. If the plan goes well I should die, killed by the love interest, the love interest committing suicide and my nemesis alone with the child. Would he have the nerve to kill a child to make sure I never return?

Either way I would win. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Ace of Spades]

My name would be Fatal Error 465. I would infect computers and make things go all crazy. My arsenal would be a selection of viruses to put into computers and generally cause mass mayhem via the internet (Hooray for cyber terrorism! Just kidding) My only defining feature would be that my right eye is completely colorless, while my left is bright blue.
Edit: Also, shouldn't this be in the forum games section?

 

[SidVicious]

The Moustachian.

I would have a moustache that I could control- make it grow bigger, make it grab things, etc. Also, I could control other people's facial hair in the same way.

 

[Combined]

Universal Union Metropolitan Policeman Lieutenant 636, Earth Division, 45th Sector.

I'd have the amazing power to bludgeon people with stunsticks. And kill them from far away with my sniper-rifle-like 10mm pistol.

 

[Mray3460]

I would be simply referred to as "Sir" by my minions, throughout the series I would have no other name.

I'm the head of an enormous conglomerate company called Unity Inc. but I live a frugal life in an economy apartment on the thirty-second story of a building, I always wear a grey suit, tie, and Fedora. My face is never shown.

My master plan is thus: Use minions to contribute to an extremist group called the "American Glory Party" (think Republicans+KKK+Fascists), rigging the elections in all 50 states so that they win the entirety (or near entirety) of congress, along with the presidency. I then trick the idiots into invading Mexico/Canada, initiating WWIII. I then denounce the party (triggering a hidden SELF-DESTRUCT in all the weapons and other equipment that I've been selling them) and sell loads of weapons and equipment to both the European Union (EU) and The People's Republic of China (PRC), who easily crush the weakened United States and divide it up into several smaller nations. I then breed paranoia between the new superpowers of the EU and PRC, initiating a second Cold War and selling to both sides, making huge profits as a result, until I die by:
A: Old Age (unlikely)
B: Assassination or
C. Miscellaneous

 

[Erana]

I wouldn't have a specific name. I would be kinda like the guy from Death Note, except I would be able to make people be suicidally depressed at will.

I dun wanna be evil! *cries*

 

[Zeromaxx]

I'd simply be known as The Douche, I'd drink for 8 hours straight then drive a bus full of old people destined for Atlantic City off of a cliff. Of course then comes my super human ability to survive basically anything that doesn't involve cutting my heart into about 20 pieces, so I do the same thing the next day.

 

[PurpleRain]

I just want to be loved...

That's why I have a love powered deathray! Bwahahaha!

(kudos to Larenxis for the idea)

 

[Aardvark]

I would be some guy with no name who operates through a series of puppet Supervillains, based all over the globe. They would all be arranged in shadowy organisations, some pitted against eachother, some allied. The distrustful nature would ensure that the weaker of them would be taken out by their fellow Supervillains, if not by up and coming superheroes. They would all be working towards their own individual plans of world domination, not realising that their work was merely to further my own ends. As each completes their phase of my plan, I shall arrange to have the heroes (or other Supervillains) discover a ***** in their previously impenetrable armour and dispose of them for me.

Of course, once my plan has come to fruition and I am lord and master of the whole planet, I'll probably pick some name like The Bureaucraser and then set up a bureaucracy so evil and twisted that anyone looking to get anywhere near me would have to fight through so much red tape that they'd die of old age before ever becoming a threat. With this ultimate defence in place, I can finally reveal my true intentions to the world. That is to champion scientific advancement, get people off this planet and start my own galactic empire. Then go extinct myself some aliens.

 

[Berethond]

I would be known as El Muerto Negro or something suitably epic. My power would be telekinesis, and I would kill people with twin sabres. I would lock up the world's water supply and ransom the world. I would wear all black, and be one of those depressed 'Nobody Loves Me' villains, because they're awesome.

 

[peterwolfe]

I'd be The Reanimator, a Herbert West fan and super-scientist who creates his own serum and internalizes it, making anyone he bites or scratches into a zombie. Though he is still a genius, and has super-strength, his flesh and connecting tissue between his bones is rotten, forcing him to transplant other peoples body parts onto himself. He battles the Grim Reaper on a constant basis. My ultimate goal would be total scientific understanding of the entire universe, totally ignoring all ethics.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I would be a Batman villain and nothing else. So I could do incredibly evil things only to be stopped at the end of the day by Batman. Then sent to jail where I could then think of what I would do when I escaped. And that would be my life.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I don't need to pretend, I am pure evil. I walk around on my knees just so I don't have to bend down to punch children in the face. I laugh malevolently at people falling over(especially if they're old) and I haven't been to the opticians in years...that's not so much evil as time saving.

 

[Donbett1974]

My name would be Bud and with the power to force men & women to make really bad choices.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

I would be the plague, i'd go from town to town doing good deeds for people in ways that will ruin their lives in the long run.

 

[Mindex]

Destroy all the pudding in the world, it would be so evil that nobody would notices its disappearance for years.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would be supervillain seagull, flying high dropping turds on peoples heads..