If you were A Supervillain

[HannesPascal]

Name: Pascal
Superpower: Teleportation
Arsenal: A silenced gun and a katana.
Master Plan: Assassination of mostly mafia guys maybe a bank robbery to get some money too.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Basically a response to all the superhero threads.
If you were a Supervillain what would be your name, your abilities, your arsenal, modus operandi, distinguishing features and of course your "Master Plan"

I would be The Horseman, a Sleepy Hollow themed cyborg complete with Holographic Head.

No superhuman abilities save for an intimate knowledge in cybernetics, genetics and explosives. I would also be a master swordsman.

My arsenal would be the usual bag of tricks; swords, throwing knives, various forms of bombs, sonic emitting gauntlets.

No set preference of crimes but I'd take the heads of anyone present at my crimes with one person to tell the tale.

My Master Plan would of course be my last and most insidious. Kidnap the love interest of my arch-nemesis and while he goes about destroying the city to find her, I use her in order to create a baby clone of myself. If the plan goes well I should die, killed by the love interest, the love interest committing suicide and my nemesis alone with the child. Would he have the nerve to kill a child to make sure I never return?

Either way I would win. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I would probably be the Changeling. I would have the ability to not only teleprt myself, but I would (with more effort) be able to teleport other people and objects to different places.

I guess my weakness would be complete darkness, inhibiting my ability to see what, who, or where I can teleport.

Distinguishing features would be small spines protruding in places such as around my eyes, cheekbones, chin, elbows, back of my hands, etc. I would have no hair, and would just have a mass of spines protruding backwards from my head. I also have a long tail, similar to that of Nightcrawler

my master plan would be to gain and control a legion of minions as well as a huge amount of money, and therefore buy roughly 95 percent of the world's businesses, therefore owning the world.

 

[Clemenstation]

I would be Bruticus Bear, a children's television mascot. I would teach kids to be racist - not KKK racist but 'super politically-correct accidentally backhanded racist' - and also how to guilt-trip their parents into buying them violent video games.

My evil war cry would be "Children are the future... and the future tastes delicious with barbecue sauce!"

 

[chumpzilla_69]

My name would be Sir Gregory Whoopass!

I would wander the earth nusting funky moves on all that dared "step" .

my aresenal? My squirrel powered boombox!

my masterplan? Fuck. Shit. Up.

 

[KeyMaster45]

Going off of my one time CoV character, I really got into him for the short time I played.

*clears throat*

ALL WILL FEAR THE MIGHT OF PROFESSOR METRIC CHAOS!!! (an ode to butters btw)

With my various metric themed (and built) robots I would sow chaos and destruction around the world. Using my home built shield generators to protect my self and my robots I would be a neigh unstoppable force!

Crimes would include the generic mad scientist crimes with the occasional bank robbery for sh*ts and giggles using my army of robots...oh the power....oh the awsomeness

My right hand robots would be (get ready for cheesy names) the Centimeter, Kill O' Meter, and the Metric Ton.

*sigh* oh that was a fun week indeed.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Id be a banana.

Guh.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Finally! I have been preparing for this thread my whole life.
Basically, I would have a monocle and live in a castle, my minions will be butterflies with laser-vision. I would also implant micro-explosives in everybodies' heads so I can make peoples heads explode if I don't like them.
My ultimate master plan is to create a giant laser which i'll use to cut the whole world in half. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT: I'd also have an English accent because it's cool. And a top hat, an eeeeeeevil top hat.

 

[dazdex]

I would be the "guy who always takes the last slice of cake"
when people are wanting that last slice of cake, they go to get it and its gone!

 

[r4ndom]

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing 'The Night'

In an ironic twist, 'The Night' only ever appears in the day. His hours are 6 - 6. His powers are almost unimaginable... he can grow or shrink to any size he desires, although he cannot control this. He can move at hypersonic speeds, though only for 2 steps. But perhaps worst of all, he has the power to command hamsters to do his bidding.

If you asked him what 'defeat' meant, he'd no doubt respond with a dry tone :

"Defeat is what you put dasocks on."

 

[MsDevin92]

My name would be 'the Muse'. I'd wear a costume so colorful, artistic, and unique that even I couldn't get my brain around it, and use my supervillain persona to bump off all the art forgers, media puppetmasters, and major chain stores of overpriced 'high-fashion' chains that swallow up humble thrift stores in the world. Then I'd transfer all of their monetary leavings into a Swiss bank account and slowly funnel it into charities, art programs, publishing houses, and advertising campaigns for 'unusual' games like Psychonauts over the years, all under the guise of a best-selling fantasy author.

 

[Lullabye]

DunDunDuhhhhh!!!! Enter the Taxy Driva! I would trick people to get in my taxi( well, not really trick, just pull up beside them when they wave for me.) Then i would push a button and lights would start flashing and crazy sounds will start err... sounding and they would look at me as if to say wtf? but before they get the chance i wpuld tell them they are on national t.v which would make them really uncomfortable because they were out partying and look loike crap and are probbably half baked or buzzed, then after explaining the rules,
(1. you answer a question wrong, you die)
(2. you answer a question too late, you die)
(3. you smell funny, you die)
i would proceed to ask many obscure and pointless questions about canadian history. (que scary music) I would also have a cheesy catch phrase like, "sorry but thats (dramatic pause) rightallyio1 you win! congradulations!" As there about to get out one of them farts and i would say "sorry, but you smell funny! then i would push a button and the doors would lock and the back part of the taxi would seal off, then soap, lots and lots of liquid soap would fill up the back drowning them.
Then i would find another customer.

 

[DangerChimp]

I would be called EconoMan. I and my underlings would diligently, slowly and thoroughly work to deregulate every sector of the economy, while at the same time making cheap but danger-ridden credit readily available to anyone who asks for it.

Then, we'd just sit back, laugh and wait for doomsday! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Grenbyron]

Name: Cynbalta
Abilities: Neutralize Other Superpowers
Arsenal: Guns, all kinds and lots
Modus Operandi: Use of Wal*Mart business practice on Stock Markets with addition of Murder.
Distinguishing Features: No Monolauging and Kill first ask later
Master Plan: Global takeover of Trading Markets via Legal and semi-legal means

 

[RPJesus]

I would sit at home watching Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and bitching about catwoman thoroughly playing out the cat schtick already.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

I would be the ROFLCOPTER - using my powers of typing I would infect the internet with really lame short forms like "LOLZORS", "PWNED!", "ROFLMAO" or "WTFBBQPWNEDROFLMAOCOPTERZORS" thus annoying the population so much that they commit suicide to escape from my stupidity! Muhaha!!! Or until they muted/banned me from their forum.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

I would be Bizzaro Jack Thompson. I would go around, following Jack Thompson and disprove him at every turn. I would continue to do so until he stopped being stupid towards video games. If he doesn't, then I will throw punch at him twice a day, every day until the same result occurs.

 

[Dread_Reaper]

Name: Michael Gabriel

Abilities: Power to control the minds of anyone, even from a great distance.

Arsenal: Limitless charm, and ultimately with it, an army of minions.

Modus Operandi: I would naturally come in the guise of a friend, and use my mind control powers to make others like me. This can be subtly influencing their emotions or outright dominating their minds entirely.

Distinguishing Features: Features that always appear perfect in the mind of whoever looks upon me, and a dazzling smile, as well as a subtle glow that seems to follow me.

Master Plan: Subvert the entire world's population with my manipulative influence for my own nefarious purposes, mainly to do my bidding without question (ie, finally make a Warhammer 40K adaptation for the big screen, bring me cookies, mass suicide, etc.)

-Dread_Reaper

 

[Drakmorg]

I would be the Mind Flayer.

My ability would be that I could literally go into peoples minds. There I could find information, break some stuff, maybe move things around just to mess with someone, Implant thoughts into their heads so I could control them, stuff like that.

I wouldn't have much of an arsenal, just some robes that can hide my face in a constantly present shadow.

I think I would mostly just rob banks by making the teller give me all the money, and making everyone around me believe this is a normal occurance so I can leave with a sack of money and no one will stop me.

I wouldn't really have a master plan. With mind control I could do as I please and nobody could hope to stop me. I might just start pitting small countries against each other and reveling in the ensuing chaos. Then when I run out of small countries I would just move on to big ones until a single country rules the world, then I would mind control my way to supreme emperor of the world. I'd still be able to get whatever I want without ruling the world, but I'll save myself the effort of manipulating people through mind control by being their overlord that they must obey.

 

[Lord Hattie]

I would be The Hatmaster!

My powers would all be tied to my various hats, including my Top Hat, which makes me bullet proof, my Fedora, which makes me incredibly strong, my Trilby, which would make me very nimble and agile, and my Bowler, which would make me fade into the background, and become indistinguishable from the people around me.

I would have a horde of minons, all wearing berets, whom I would call Hattites.

My master plan would be very obvious: TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Of course, I wouldn't rule it all. I'd split it up, so that all my friends got to rule over different parts of the globe, whilst I got my home country of England. I would stay there, drinking tea and playing games, occasionally doing the odd ruler-y thing, and occasionally deciding to do something puppy-kickingly evil. Like kicking a sack full of puppies and orphans into a river.

 

[Zeke the Freak]

I would be TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR

I would burninate the country side
I would burninate the peasents
I would burninate all the people in their THATCH ROOF CODDAGES!!!