if you were in a war...

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long range: mass effect specters weapon set
melee: a fencing sword
armour: the Normandy (mass effect)
terrain: the stars
Captain of my own ship taking my was to the stars.
enemies I'm sure I will bump into some whilst making my merry way though space.
 

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Long ranged weapon - Trained pigeons (Rocket propelled and stuffed with alka seltzers)

Melee weapon - Dildo nunchucks (cause nothing's more humiliating than being beaten silly with a phallus)

Armor - My slain enemies (fashioned into a rudimentary meat-suit)

Terrain - The mutilated corpses of my vanquished foes (that I deemed unworthy of use in said meat-suit)

Enemies - ILLITERACY AND THE CAST OF 'THE HILLS'
I like this.
 
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Depends on available tech. But assuming we're talking everything from a rusty club to giant laser of doom, I'd go with the sniper rifle of Halo 3 for my extreme range, fat man for long range (sure, its slow, but what's going to escape the radius?) and after that it depends on enemy armour. If the enemy were unarmoured I'd go with your standard automatic rifle at medium range, but if they're donning mjollinir/elite stuff or higher I'd go with the gun in Halo that fires the radioactive clips... can't remember its name, but it has better rate of fire and clip size than the rocket launcher. Closing in for short range, still your standard automatic ammo-eater on unarmoured, for the heavily armoured I'd go for high-powered shotgun since I couldn't risk explosives. If an opponent was unarmoured at the point where a standard rifle is too long-barrelled to prove effective I'd go with an uzi, lets me shoot the close enemy then turn on any others without interruption. Finally, if it came to knife-point (the point where rifles become cumbersome) I'd go Jedi with a very short lightsabre with upgrades with beam-sharpness in mind. Handy and will beat any steel weapon, though how it would fair against heat-based swords like the plasma sword is as maybe.

Thats a cumbersome and heavy selections, so I'd probably cut it down to the sniper-rifle, the fastest firing bullet eater I could find, with scope and option for single shot and burst for accurate fire, possibly a plasma rifle because that's light and can reduce shields, and finally the shortened lightsabre for emergencies, though the ideal rifle would also have a light-bayonet. I'd also carry afore-mentioned shotgun if I could find one with enough punch that wasn't too heavy to carry on top of everything else (I might ditch the sniper rifle if it looked like there wasn't going to be opportunity to use it.)

Did I put too much thought into this?

And as for vehicles... the largest space-ship I could find, and a nice large tank for ground excursions... or possibly an F-16 for air combat. (I'm still not convinced the flimsy looking and unshielded banshee could withstand an F-16 missile, and the F-16 is much MUCH faster.) Mind you, I'd pick the space fighters for air combat actually, they travel at space-worthy speeds, carry weapons capable of punching through massive dreadnought class space-craft, and are probably a lot easier to pilot than an F-16... and they probably have much better armour and shielding.
 

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Assuming it can be a video-game item:

Long ranged weapon would you have: Longshot Sniper Rifle (GoW)

Melee weapon: Katana

What armor: Nano-suit

Terrain: urban ruins

Enemies: Any clearly evil baddies (strogg, locust, etc)

Combat sytle: strategy
 

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long ranged weapon:S.A.W.
melee weapon: Spiked Maul
what armor: Hide
terrain: Mountains/Forests
Enemy: Elves
Style: Berserker
 

Beffudled Sheep

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Long range: M40
Mid-range: M4 carbine (most likely, I have a few other choices)
Melee: Machete
Armor: Either dragonskin or some heavy insulating fatigues.
Terrain: Snowy wooded mountain.
Enemies: Anything except zombies and future soldiers/robots.
Fighting style: Lots of sniping and stealth/guerrilla attacks.
This is my 5th best choice.
 

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mentor07825 said:
Bellorewrath said:
mentor07825 said:
lwm3398 said:
mentor07825 said:
Being the master of the Necrons, and I see myself as the combined strength of the four C'tans, these would be my weapons.

what long ranged weapon would you have? I stare at my opponent when they are up close, the enemy writhing in pain before dying. I can also send Dark Energy from my fist, killing the target instantly upon impact and capable of destroying the toughest tanks. My mere presence alone is enough to break the spines of the weak minded from the terrible spasms they receive upon seeing me.

what melee weapon? Myself. I use a scythe sometimes that can cut through any object with ease.

what armor? I am armour. My shell is created from the metal Necrodyrmis. It is a very tough armour and is capable of repairing itself on the spot. I can walk through an artillery barrage alive, ready with vengence. Not only that, I can change my appearence at will.

what kind of terrain is there? It doesn't matter where I fight. I'm Death incarnate, bringing about the Red Harvest throughout the universe, destroying all life.

who would be the enemies? All living organic material, down to micro-organisms.
damn you fallen angels! off my thread!

by the way,you're winning the war right now.
We weren't fallen! The Necrontyr race was alive once, long long ago.....then they hated life, the unfairness of it all.

IT WASN'T FAIR!

The C'tans, however, provided them an effective way of using that hatred against their enemies, and provide them immortality. The entire Necronyty race commited massive suicide, destroying their flesh for the immortality that is steel.

Now they are my army. No longer the Necrontyr, but rather the Necrons. Marching forth under my bidding to reap the Galaxy of all living things so that I may consume their souls!
Or like my preffered Tyrannids you reap the army of there souls and EVERYTHING else attached, make them into nice biological goop and then breed more tyrannids...we can always make more Carnifrex....those silly ultramarines :p
Yes, they are very silly indeed! The Imperium of Man is failing, and the Carrion Lord is dying. Can they not see this?
Wooo go maelstrom silly necons don't like warp space go hang out with renegade friends.
 

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lwm3398 said:
jasoncyrus said:
what kind of terrain is there? All kinds! more fun!

who would be the enemies? Innocent civilians!
all kinds of terrain is more fun,but which is your favorite? or,please be specific saying what kinds there are.

as for your enemies,highly approved.
Hmmm thats a good question....my favourite...tempted to say urban, but it's a haven for snipers and as much as i like laying in wait for my target...scares the hell outta me that they'd be doin it too.

However since its civilians we'll go with urban!

For anyone else It'd have to be a mountainous area of the scottish highlands. Nothin like fighting on your home turf.
 

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long range: M16A2
melee: KA-BAR
armor: ACU and Kevlar
terrain: Where ever they send me.
enemies: Who ever they tell me to kill.
how would you fight?: METT-TC
 

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mentor07825 said:
murphy7801 said:
mentor07825 said:
Bellorewrath said:
mentor07825 said:
lwm3398 said:
mentor07825 said:
Being the master of the Necrons, and I see myself as the combined strength of the four C'tans, these would be my weapons.

what long ranged weapon would you have? I stare at my opponent when they are up close, the enemy writhing in pain before dying. I can also send Dark Energy from my fist, killing the target instantly upon impact and capable of destroying the toughest tanks. My mere presence alone is enough to break the spines of the weak minded from the terrible spasms they receive upon seeing me.

what melee weapon? Myself. I use a scythe sometimes that can cut through any object with ease.

what armor? I am armour. My shell is created from the metal Necrodyrmis. It is a very tough armour and is capable of repairing itself on the spot. I can walk through an artillery barrage alive, ready with vengence. Not only that, I can change my appearence at will.

what kind of terrain is there? It doesn't matter where I fight. I'm Death incarnate, bringing about the Red Harvest throughout the universe, destroying all life.

who would be the enemies? All living organic material, down to micro-organisms.
damn you fallen angels! off my thread!

by the way,you're winning the war right now.
We weren't fallen! The Necrontyr race was alive once, long long ago.....then they hated life, the unfairness of it all.

IT WASN'T FAIR!

The C'tans, however, provided them an effective way of using that hatred against their enemies, and provide them immortality. The entire Necronyty race commited massive suicide, destroying their flesh for the immortality that is steel.

Now they are my army. No longer the Necrontyr, but rather the Necrons. Marching forth under my bidding to reap the Galaxy of all living things so that I may consume their souls!
Or like my preffered Tyrannids you reap the army of there souls and EVERYTHING else attached, make them into nice biological goop and then breed more tyrannids...we can always make more Carnifrex....those silly ultramarines :p
Yes, they are very silly indeed! The Imperium of Man is failing, and the Carrion Lord is dying. Can they not see this?
Wooo go maelstrom silly necons don't like warp space go hang out with renegade friends.
Warpspace storms go away in time, and time means nothing to us Necrons. We will harvest all living things. No matter how long it takes, we will win.

Also, renegade friends? Necrons don't normally communicate (only two instances of communication have been documented between the Necrons and the living) and we reap all living things. These things would normally be classified as "Anti-Social"
No what I ment is renegades live in the maelstrom and go hang out with them hay, and when it blows over I will go back to the eye that's never going away.
 

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simple enough

distance- my 1903A3 springfield rifle. With a muzzle velocity of 2700 feet per second and a point accuracy up to 500 yards and area of 800, magazine of 5 rounds, and overall reliability and durability, it will kick an abundance of ass.

for my close quarters, I will take my 12 inch bayonet and attach it to the appropriate bayonet stud on the muzzle. Plus the solid wood stock and metal butt plate make the rifle a formidable melee weapon unloaded with out the 1 lb bayonet attached. And my M1911 sidearm for no melee with my KABAR on the tacvest.

Armor is standard woodland MARPAT with ballistic plated tacvest, padded knees and elbows, kevlar pot, standard issue gasmask with belt filter, featherweight combat boots, and a good pair of socks.

Terrain is easy enough: wherever death needs to be delivered.
 

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lwm3398 said:
what long ranged weapon would you have?

what melee weapon?

what armor?

what kind of terrain is there?

who would be the enemies?

how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)

the weapons can be space agey just so you know. lightsabers,plasma blasters,laser watches.

here's mine.

long range: AK74 (it exists,i checked!)

melee: Sica (curved gladiator sword)

armor: viking hat,spartan chest,knight leggings,and a normal shirt.

terrain: I'd fight in a nice barren landscape. probably a desert with a couple mountains.
Or perhaps a jungle,for a stealth advantage.

enemies: aliens,zombies,demons,Nazis,ninjas,and last but not least,the Spetsnaz. (Russian equivalent to Green Beret)

how: more stealth

EDIT: do NOT say you would run. i wanna know what you say!

EDIT no 2: NO MORE NUKES
Why do people who make these posts assume that if they were put in a video game like situation they themselves would become indestructible one man armies? Simply put If i was in any war, I'd probably die.
 

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Long range: Barrett XM-109. It's a fucking sniper rifle that has the power of a hellfire missile.

Melee: Combat Knife

Armor: Nano Suit

Terrian: Jungle,Snow,Urban

Enemies: Whoever I need to shoot.
 

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ranged - dual Beretta pistols

melee - a good ol' E-Tool

armor - who needs armor as long as you have a high Badass level?

terrain - Urban or Jungle

enemies - any poor bastard to get in my way

tactics - stealth and strategy
 

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mentor07825 said:
murphy7801 said:
mentor07825 said:
murphy7801 said:
mentor07825 said:
Bellorewrath said:
mentor07825 said:
lwm3398 said:
mentor07825 said:
Being the master of the Necrons, and I see myself as the combined strength of the four C'tans, these would be my weapons.

what long ranged weapon would you have? I stare at my opponent when they are up close, the enemy writhing in pain before dying. I can also send Dark Energy from my fist, killing the target instantly upon impact and capable of destroying the toughest tanks. My mere presence alone is enough to break the spines of the weak minded from the terrible spasms they receive upon seeing me.

what melee weapon? Myself. I use a scythe sometimes that can cut through any object with ease.

what armor? I am armour. My shell is created from the metal Necrodyrmis. It is a very tough armour and is capable of repairing itself on the spot. I can walk through an artillery barrage alive, ready with vengence. Not only that, I can change my appearence at will.

what kind of terrain is there? It doesn't matter where I fight. I'm Death incarnate, bringing about the Red Harvest throughout the universe, destroying all life.

who would be the enemies? All living organic material, down to micro-organisms.
damn you fallen angels! off my thread!

by the way,you're winning the war right now.
We weren't fallen! The Necrontyr race was alive once, long long ago.....then they hated life, the unfairness of it all.

IT WASN'T FAIR!

The C'tans, however, provided them an effective way of using that hatred against their enemies, and provide them immortality. The entire Necronyty race commited massive suicide, destroying their flesh for the immortality that is steel.

Now they are my army. No longer the Necrontyr, but rather the Necrons. Marching forth under my bidding to reap the Galaxy of all living things so that I may consume their souls!
Or like my preffered Tyrannids you reap the army of there souls and EVERYTHING else attached, make them into nice biological goop and then breed more tyrannids...we can always make more Carnifrex....those silly ultramarines :p
Yes, they are very silly indeed! The Imperium of Man is failing, and the Carrion Lord is dying. Can they not see this?
Wooo go maelstrom silly necons don't like warp space go hang out with renegade friends.
Warpspace storms go away in time, and time means nothing to us Necrons. We will harvest all living things. No matter how long it takes, we will win.

Also, renegade friends? Necrons don't normally communicate (only two instances of communication have been documented between the Necrons and the living) and we reap all living things. These things would normally be classified as "Anti-Social"
No what I ment is renegades live in the maelstrom and go hang out with them hay, and when it blows over I will go back to the eye that's never going away.
Blast that Eye of Terror.

One day the Void Dragon will wake up from his slumber, and through his technological knowledge and the combined might of the other three C'tans we'll find a way to close or effectively invade the Eye of Terror, and there's more space then just Maelstrom space, we can always go around :)
Its more about avoiding necrons than fighting them plus warp space completely screws time.