If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Teoes]

You're being hysterical!

 

[Headsprouter]

Says the guy screaming EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Teoes]

For looking like the pink fleshy offspring of a Piranha Plant and a Chain Chomp.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a challenge to hit.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

For a gif that is liek..........what.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having clouds behind you! HOW DARE YOU

 

[Headsprouter]

You have profanity in your avatar! It should have been interrupted faster!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

For not being quick enough and letting me ninja ye!

 

[Headsprouter]

Why do you ask? I do not need to justify myself for defending the world from ninja Zigzagoons!

 

[Teoes]

Eh. Not hit him yet this week.

 

[Headsprouter]

To counteract his with a FISTBUMP!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I don't like your face.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being on my Escapist background.

[sub][sub]That's where I've seen your name before...[/sub][/sub]

 

[TheDoctor455]

For flashing me with his avatar. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!

 

[neoontime]

For flashing his obviously counterfeit card at me.
Silly Doctor, there's no card with a 3 and clover leaf in uno!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because his avatar's text is still too small.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because I'm his mother!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Because I want to steal his top hat.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because of SHORNS!!!(That was like the first thing that I thought when I saw the red text in the middle of your avatar....deal with it)

 

[Headsprouter]

Because he attacked this turn!