If you were to worship a fictional God who would you choose?

[Brownie101]

The God Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40K.

Your corpse-emperor is weak, fool!

Give in to Papa Nurgle!

He loves all his bloating, rotted, walking corpses. They're tough to kill and no longer feel pain because of their decomposing bodies. They live longer and can be quite nice to those who join.

 

[Phoenix_XIII]

Just a question I thought of that might be interesting. If you were to worship a fictional God which would you worship. And no saying "I would worship God cause he's fictional" or anything like that. Let's not start a flame war.
Personally I would go with the Marvel comics version of Thor. He's awesome and goes around hitting people in the face with a lightning hammer. I've always wondered if he had worshipers in the Marvel universe since he was a God and told everyone that.

"Fictional" is in the eye of the beholder. I for one, am a Pagan. I'm polytheistic and I believe in the Greek gods. So in my opinion, they are not fictional, as they were believed not to be by the Greeks.

OT: Zenith from Resonance of Fat/End of Eternity. Though Zenith seems to be random at times, I for one welcome our new machine overlords.

 

[willofbob]

Offler the Crocodile god.

'cus he's clever and you only have to sacrifice sausages.

 

[Zing]

Norse gods...Odin, Thor etc

 

[loc978]

I think I'll go with the Many-Faced God. I've always had a bit of a death fixation.
...not that I want to serve at the House of Black and White or anything, but still...
Valar morghulis.

 

[Sarah Frazier]

Since I can't pick just one... Chaos Undivided. A little bit of everything to suit the current mood.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

khorne-damnit, ninjaed.

OT: Squid-face, Celestia or maybe iaveh.

 

[Nupu]

I'll go with the Norse Gods, All Hail Fenrir! The one who has been binded by the Gleipnir!

 

[lumenadducere]

In all honesty probably Sharess. I already encourage my friends to give in to debauchery and hedonism, may as well get divine spells for doing so.

 

[Extravagance]

Batman. Because he should be a god.

 

[pvaglueman123]

Ormagoden from Brutal Legend. I have no idea why, he's just so awesome. If he screams at you, your head comes off which I see as pretty win.

 

[Togs]

I already do- he asks little and gives little in return, he couldnt care less about how you spend your sundays or who you fuck, no all he wants is from you is that you exercise the tenacity and courage given to you at birth.

FOR CROM!!!!

 

[Drudgelmir]

Brassica Prime. Best. God. Ever.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Allow me to present NODIN

http://www.facebook.com/pages/NODIN/104906216218680?sk

My one true master.

[Edit]

I'll go with the Norse Gods, All Hail Fenrir! The one who has been binded by the Gleipnir!

Fenris wolf wasn't a god.

 

[TheEvilCheese]

I think I'd have to go with Sheogorath to be honest. I mean, what other God teleports you thousands of feet up in the air when you annoy them? He also has some of the best lines.

"Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears."

I mean, why choose (say) a Christian God when you can worship him?

 

[Xaio30]

Cthulhu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[madster11]

Yeah the Greek gods seem pretty cool, i'd go with them.
Plus, when a tragedy happens, you have someone to blame - because you know one of them did it for shits and giggles.

 

[Mathak]

R'hlorr, the Lord of Light. For the night is dark and full of terrors.