If you were to worship a fictional God who would you choose?
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As opposed to all the non-fictional deities..? Sorry, had to go there.
I choose The Friendly Two-Headed Seal, a god me and some friends came up with in highschool to see if we could exploit a silly law to be excempt from courses on religion. Uh, I mean-
The radiant Two-Headed Seal appeared before me in a prophetic dream and gave me an important message for life: If you have no time to take a nap, you're doing it wrong.
Then it gave some curiously specific instructions on how to cut up a pineapple.
P.S. Alas, we would have needed a few more members and someone legally adult to head our peace-loving cult to register as an official religion. Also mandatory religion in a supposedly secular school is bullshit.
EDIT: If self-fabricated gods don't count, I'll go with Neil Gaiman's Anansi.
I choose The Friendly Two-Headed Seal, a god me and some friends came up with in highschool to see if we could exploit a silly law to be excempt from courses on religion. Uh, I mean-
The radiant Two-Headed Seal appeared before me in a prophetic dream and gave me an important message for life: If you have no time to take a nap, you're doing it wrong.
Then it gave some curiously specific instructions on how to cut up a pineapple.
P.S. Alas, we would have needed a few more members and someone legally adult to head our peace-loving cult to register as an official religion. Also mandatory religion in a supposedly secular school is bullshit.
EDIT: If self-fabricated gods don't count, I'll go with Neil Gaiman's Anansi.
Cuthulu or the Flying spaghetti monster. now that i think of it, they are both very similar. hmmmmm...
I'm sorry good sir but i do believe that he said fictional God and we all know that the almighty powerful dark lord is very real.Skorpyo said:
Could someone tell me why it's trolling when someone says a god from Christianity or Islam but not when it's Greek or Norwegian gods? Some people still believe in those as well.
Best. Fake. Deity. EVER!ace_of_something said:
If she was taken, however, I think I'd worship... The Force. That counts, right? "Jedi-ism" is kind of a pantheistic religion, so that's the closest thing to a deity they have.
Seriously? I hate the Chantry. Plus, Andrastianism is pretty much Catholicism, so its not that interesting really.dancinginfernal said:
Probably one of The Elder Scroll's Daedra lords. Maybe Sheogorath, he's a pretty cool guy. The Nine are so boring. Daedra, they're never boring.
Well, it's a tie between two options for me.
On the one hand, 4th Edition D&D has the goddess Erathis, patron of civilization, laws, judges, etc. And civilization is a really awesome idea. Seriously, fuck anarchy.
On the other hand, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are, well, right there and actually do stuff (moving the sun and moon). Also, they're winged unicorns.
Decisions, decisions.
P.S. I just realized that all the figures that sprung to mind are female. Not sure what that says about me.
On the one hand, 4th Edition D&D has the goddess Erathis, patron of civilization, laws, judges, etc. And civilization is a really awesome idea. Seriously, fuck anarchy.
On the other hand, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are, well, right there and actually do stuff (moving the sun and moon). Also, they're winged unicorns.
Decisions, decisions.
P.S. I just realized that all the figures that sprung to mind are female. Not sure what that says about me.
