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[amrl]

I would be Doctor Who. Awesome.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

I'd be a anthropomorphic opossum wearing blue armor that has a jetpack, awesome long hair, and a sword that shoots fire when you swing it.

And I would kick ass.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'd be a guinea pig

Which would be AWESOME

It'd be like being a cow, where I just eat and sleep, but with all the love and attention garned from being a cat

I'd just spend my days in happy, grassy oblivion

 

[Alex the Pally]

I'd be a Zaku II Commander type pointing at the GTFO sign from behind a hill.

Awesome.

 

[SantoUno]

I would be the awesome reaper on the first 3 CoB albums? Fucking sweet.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Then I'd be a Death God that can't draw for shit (unless its rabbit-heads or something). So I'd change gender and become a death god... hmm... interresting. Wonder what that would be like.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

I'd hurt from laughing so much.

 

[0p3rati0n]

I'd be yelling "HAX!" and throwing computer monitors at those who hack in games (or at ppl I just don't like)

 

[DigitalSushi]

I would eat your head.

its a shame I don't have my Samus Aran avatar anymore.

Still, Suicide Rainbow Teddy Bear can challenge anyone.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I'd be a panda smoking a bamboo stick...

 

[whatdoyouthink]

id be deadpool, who can teleport, regenerate, cut people up with my swords, and blow peoples brains out

 

[MiodekPL]

I'd eat rays. And be awesome

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I'd be Boris Johnson.

[sub]...sigh...if only...[/sub]

 

[headshotcatcher]

I'd be raging I guess?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I'd be Tony Blair at the Beach.
With Sunglasses.

Awwww yeeeaaaahhh....

 

[DoomDispenser]

Well I would have cookies, which seems to get more and more appealing with each passing moment...

 

[WorldCritic]

Well I would kinda be in the middle of exploding. I mean it would look cool, but imagine the mess.

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

the grim reaper on a horse, there would be so much responsibility

 

[secretshadow90]

I'd be an opera singer who at the end *spoilers for Repo! the Genetic Opera if you care* blinds herself and get impaled on a gate. But I'd be Sarah Brightman so all is good. (No, I didn't care enough to put in a real spoiler cut because no one has heard of this movie).