If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[GloatingSwine]

Being a transforming spaceship with a really big gun might seem cool, but being a nonsentient object would put a damper on one's social life

 

[The Heik]

then I'd get to mess around in the ZP reviews and hit Yahtzee. What could be better?

 

[Soxafloppin]

Not much would change im afraid!

 

[llewgriff]

Then I'd be a pasty fool.. yeah me..

 

[Volstag9]

then i'd feel extremely 2 dimensional

 

[PlainTwo]

I'd be DevilDriver. That doesn't sound too bad.

 

[Redingold]

I'd be Revolver Ocelot! Top that!

I'd be Big fucking Boss!

Wait, damnit!

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd be in... The Twilight Zone. Doo doo dooh doo doodoo doo.

 

[Jack Of Herts]

I'd be a moon that some twat decided to invert the colours of...

...and I'd hate his guts for it!

 

[AvsJoe]

If I was my Escapist avatar then I'll either be a Yoshi soon, I'll say "Thank You" to Mario, or be eaten by an animal that dines on eggs.

 

[Acier]

I'd be fucking Claire Redfield.


That would be awesome

 

[Ham Blitz]

I would probably be about ready to experience pain at the hands of a swarm of hams...
And I would be a stick figure

 

[ArcWinter]

I'd be the Dapper Swain, professional voyeur, mustache arsonist, and FULL-TIME BADASS.

So I would not be disappointed. Perhaps I could also enlist some weasels to procure some salted melons, or have a party while FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT.

 

[Wayte]

I'd be a dude riding a bear. That would be so...so awesome...*wipes away a tear*

 

[Gebi10000]

Then I'd be a woman. with pizza.and green hair. always wanted to know what it feel like as the other gender. but still, green hair would be awesome!

 

[LeonLethality]

hm I would be living in the kickass world of minegarde, killing wyverns as my day job eating feasts in my own house at night... ah what a life

 

[Geamo]

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Yeah, i'd rule.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"Max! I do this for a living!"

 

[Inconnu24]

I'd be saying "Don't force me to run you through!"

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

id be really really REALLY happy!