If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[teh.arkhon]

I would be the most awesome bandicoot EVER!

 

[A random person]

I'd be a 9-year old magical girl who violently befriends her enemies instead of talking them down. I'd also be working for the Time Space Administrative Bureau.

You'd also be able to fly. Half tempted to change my avatar to Fate, just for purposes of this thread (partly for that, partly because Bardiche is awesome).

Since I didn't get my Holiday Council-fied avatar back, I'm considering temporarily changing my avatar to a more Christmas-dressed Signum or Vita.

As for your changing your avatar to Fate, that would be interesting, since we already talk so much.

 

[funguy2121]

If you were your Escapist Avatar...

I'd be a BBW porn star and gothic model who has had quite a few cocks in me.

Thank god I am not my Escapist avatar.

 

[pilot inspektor]

I would fire 5.7mm ball ammunition from a 50 round magazine.

 

[SinisterGehe]

I would either be black box, or I would remove my avatar...

 

[Lambi]

I'd be Yuffie. And I couldn't be happier

Then I'd have tits.

Also that.


[sup]I know I have the christmas version of my avatar. Just try to block out the snow, the santa hat and the background. Then you see it.[/sup]

 

[laura3lizab3th]

Then i would of been stabbed a few times, faced a post-apocalyptic world and be killing infected androidy things for a living. Never mind having some demonic god thing trying to hump my leg every 2 minutes. Fun times.

 

[DTWolfwood]

I'd be my username [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.158741?page=16#3983387]

Infinite loop!

 

[figment of mind]

I'd be able to rock out with a guitar and kick ass with a scythe...that is unless i don't find a person who can transform into a scythe (or any other type of weapon, provided i can actually weild them).

Meister seeking weapon, scythe prefered but anyone acceptable.

 

[Juan Regular]

I'd be a badass LP.

 

[Rakkana]

Sunbeds would be my weakness...

 

[Viking Incognito]

I would call lightning down from the heavens onto my enemies.

 

[Kud]

i would be beating a guy hanging from the roof for the rest of eternity, AWESOME.

 

[Skiftnycklar]

I'd be a tool.
...same as now, then.

 

[MCDERF]

I'd be Steven Blum...

 

[DragonSama]

My Avatar is me. Yes that is a very real picture of a very real me.

 

[hudsonzero]

MY flesh AHHHHHHHHH

 

[ravensshade]

then i'd be animated...
also have a nice life...

 

[copperbeard]

Then I'd be a immortal godslayer way before Kratos came around.