If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[BlueTomfoolery]

I'd be undead, have stretchy arms, hunger for flesh(?), and chortle menacingly because I just remembered a joke and can't get it out of my mind.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

I'd be a 52 year old man (I know they froze his age at 42 but it says in the manual that he's 52 so thats how old i'm going to say he is) that could do splits and would beat the shit out of every one until I find who killed my daughter and then kill them.

Oh...and i'd be AWESOME!

 

[Laura.]

I'd be so drunk...
hehehe...
I love you guys...
*snore*

 

[chenry]

I am?

 

[chenry]

I'd be strapped underneath my left arm half the time?

how can you be strapped under your own arm?

 

[RanD00M]

I'd be too cool for this site... I would also be 68 years old...

And you would also be one of the best musical artists ever to live.



OT:I would be two anime girls.

 

[Rafe]

Then I'd be 10,000 needling everyone that messed with me!

 

[RanD00M]

I'd be Lucy having fun at the Zoo looking at Giraffes and Elephants, but then rip my friends Dad and Sister to little peices on a train, oh dear...

But that wouldn't happen until after sunset.

 

[Mr.logic]

i would be an angel of justice,and i am good with that

 

[Ryuk2]

I would be ...eh...emm.. fuck it.

 

[O277]

I'd be Lucy having fun at the Zoo looking at Giraffes and Elephants, but then rip my friends Dad and Sister to little peices on a train, oh dear...

But that wouldn't happen until after sunset.

Beacuse Lucy's vectors don't come out til after sunset? Have you seen Elfen Lied?

 

[Nemu]

I'd need a bun to bite, benny lava.

Have you been high today?

 

[Almathea Toes]

I would live a life of leisure, being fed and allowed to sleep in sunny spots.

Sounds good to me.

 

[ThreeWords]

I would eat your head.

NOT IF I PUNCH YOU FIRST!

Punching me has a few problems:

1) To punch my body, you have to get near me. Then, I eat your head

2) If you try to punch me in the head, I will eat your arm, then your head

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I would put your house on fire. And then I would burn you because you kinda looks like a BLU spy.

 

[SnowCold]

Hey guys, where are you? I can't se-AHGUSNMAJNJFKHASUIONADFUCK!!!! WHO PUT THAT DAMN STEP THERE?!

 

[Master Kuja]

I'd be able to destroy an entire freakin' universe with the click of my fingers and a little bit of rage.



...I'd also be wearing a thong, but damn it, I'd look hot.

 

[Rooster893]

I'd have the ability to GIVES MYSELF A REAL COOLS BLOWJOB.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I'd be murdering you bastards, then sifting through your remains and your ramshackle lean-tos the seen if you had anything nifty to take

I'm not the sort of person you should depend on in catastrophic scenarios

 

[RanD00M]

Beacuse Lucy's vectors don't come out til after sunset? Have you seen Elfen Lied?

<spoiler=It goes like this>Kohta and Lucy go to zoo.That night Kohta and Yuka go to the festival.Luvy sees them together and kills many,many people.Kohta,his sister and their father get on the train that same night.Lucy follows them on board,them not knowing it.Lucy kills sister and father....I own the box set.