If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[SomeBritishDude]

I'd be very bored of sitting around watching a white room until I'm picked up and thrown though a portal into a bottomless pit.

Yeah, It wouldn't be so great.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Being Mr. L would be awesome for a while.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

I would be a traveling merchant who has fallen for someone who he was taking to her home land, a know it all wolf deity. A pretty good deal if you ask me.

 

[Elburzito]

Then I would say something witty in French (or the accent atleast) and MAKE YOU FLY WITH MY MIND HO HO!

 

[The Infinite]

I'd would have an apple perpetually shadowing my face. And be grayscale. And I could always eat the apple if I was ever hungry.

 

[SnakeF]

Then I would be very old and shout "Good News Everyone!" whenever I enter a room.

 

[New York Patrick]

I AM my avatar... and, quite frankly, I AM a god. Loki, to be specific.

What's that stain on your shirt...

She didn't like Phil Collins...

 

[Aerodyamic]

Everyone would be having more sex than me. Thankfully, that's not true.

 

[Harkwell]

I'd probably accuse someone of being a terrorist for the Brotherhood of Nod and promptly shoot him.

Then I'd call an ORCA strike on the nearest statue that looks anything close to a giant hand.

 

[sephiroth1991]

I would be the cookie monster. I mean i am the cookie monster.

 

[Sinisterspider]

i'd be a ninja with a straw hat and a weird purple aura. I'd also probably get my ass kicked by some pubescent mutated shinobi reptiles.

 

[Darenus]

... I would prolly not live that long but go with a smiiiiilllllle.... until I respawn! >

 

[Bluelaser]

I would be a the cheat.

 

[AfterAscon]

Hear me now
Oh thou bleak and unbearable world,
Thou art base and debauched as can be;
And a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!
I am I, Don Quixote,
The Lord of La Mancha,
My destiny calls and I go,
And the wild winds of fortune
Will carry me onward,
Oh whithersoever they blow.
Whithersoever they blow,
Onward to glory I go

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

Id probably be in jail for numerous of reasons...like setting Sydney on fire...killing kittens and puppies...and humans...and stealing treasure...money from banks rly
Hahah life as Richard would be an interesting thing....

 

[Artina89]

I would be just awesome

 

[SimuLord]

I'd be a TREASURE HUNTER! With a whole world's worth of regret for getting my girlfriend killed, but it'd be made up for by knowing that karma repaid the favor when the world went to ruin.

Plus, I'd have a badass bandanna. Might be able to go play for the Oakland Raiders.

 

[MasterStratus]

I would be the most awesomestest rainbow monkey ever.
Also, I would have a ray gun.