If you were your Escapist Avatar...

[Cain_Zeros]

I would be Roy Mustang. No complaints.

 

[JRCB]

Only one thing would come out of that.

*BOOM*

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I already am.

 

[WindKnight]

I'd be a cute, RPG loving nerd-girl with some stylish (and fully covering) armour, wielding a magic sword about 50% longer than I am tall, with a battery of wind spells letting me attack, heal or immobilise people. Oh, and I get a sentient demi-god quasi-mecha too.

 

[zagazsano]

I would eat your head.

NOT IF I PUNCH YOU FIRST!

Punching me has a few problems:

1) To punch my body, you have to get near me. Then, I eat your head

2) If you try to punch me in the head, I will eat your arm, then your head

Ah, but you wouldn't want to eat 20 G now would you?
Plus, I didn't wash my hands.

 

[Blaqheart]

I'd be shooting at someone with a kick-ass gun.

 

[Footinbox]

you would not be able to see me

 

[The Warden]

I'd kick Mcpalpatines fucking ass in the supreme chancellor election.

 

[relish]

I be a dead painting With some one yelling headshot! some where near by. I woud be awesome
sigh I would like to be awesome.

 

[Chicago Ted]

I AM my avatar... and, quite frankly, I AM a god. Loki, to be specific.

What's that stain on your shirt...

 

[Jamous]

I'd annoy SO many people.

 

[Mr Scott]

I would explode with cola-ie goodness, yum.

 

[Fingerprint]

Still i'd be happy because I'd be the logo of my favourite band (hence the reason that I chose the avatar in the first place) Strung Out.

Strung Out ROCKS.

Finally, an escapist who knows Strung Out. You've made my day.

 

[ChillinMargrave]

I'd be some strange mental picture of a strange mysterious being that gathers the souls of deceased beings somewhere cold, which would top my current life, I guess. . .

 

[nokelso]

I would be the coolest shark, ever.

 

[Simriel]

I would be a much smallver version of me. With shorter hair.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Id be Cthulhu. yay...

Mwhahahaha!!!!!!

 

[Cherry Cola]

INQUISITION NINJA MONKEY!

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

I'd buy you and everything you own. And then I'd buy everything else in the universe. Then the Gaians will steamroll me with locusts of chiron.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

i would be booster gold

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HELLS YEAH!!!!!