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[ActionDan]

I'd be Alucard. Oh. Fucking. Yes. I would be a badass vampire. (not related to the people think they are vampires thread) If anyone here has seen the Hellsing OVA series, you know what I mean.

 

[Kasawd]

I'd be a god. That, or the sign of a god. So, I could either be a psychopathic deity with a great degree of power or a shred of cloth.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

I`d be a large fat happy alien called earl wearing shades and hawian shorts

sounds good to me

 

[ChaosTheory3133]

I'd be making more references to Anime, Manga, and Games... But I won't... Also I'd be a girl? And suddenly this simple question just got more complicated.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I'd be a trio of magic keys that people bash each other over the head with? Can I move on my own?

 

[kannibus]

You mean if I was part of a super-elite Air Force black ops squadron that got laid off by the US Gvmt, hired by a ruthless PMC and then rehired by the good ol' US of A when the shit hit the fan? I have just one thing to say...

"That's right Ice... man! I am dangerous!"

 

[Kasawd]

I would be a mindless drone...... oh wait

You'd multiply, too. Eventually, you would be immune to all of our colours!

 

[Scrythe]

I would be an AI construct that will eventually melt conscousness' with J.C. Denton and rule the world as a benevolent dictator using nanomachines and some freaky virus shit.

Worth it.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I would be an otaku

 

[Phase_9]

I would be insanely rich and richly insane.

 

[logiman]

All women would be my bithches! Adorable+OP .. Can`t beat that with the ladies now can you?

 

[UpcountryGecko]

I'd be a playboy, special agent Gecko who saves the world by watching TV.

If that isn't perfection I don't won't to know what is.

 

[ultimateownage]

I would wink allot, and be awesome.

 

[Cryofthewolf]

Well...I'd be a wolf. No complaining there. =-D

 

[randomrob]

I'd be dead? And evil? and American? And Adamed up?

 

[Gondito]

i would be everyones favorite homestyle chef!!!

 

[Bobic]

What do you mean if?

 

[pilo]

Id be a quite amazing Dodge Charger!!
Wich is very cool...
And everyone would want to ride me...Oh wait thats... not cool...