If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

OmniscientOstrich · Feb 20, 2014

Fijiman · Feb 22, 2014

I'm going to have to say fuck no.

OmniscientOstrich · Feb 26, 2014

I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone. Seriously get out.

Brownie80 · Feb 27, 2014

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

Padwolf · Feb 27, 2014

NOPE. NOPE. Get out and stay out! Don't make me get my slipper....

Brownie80 · Feb 27, 2014

Maybe if she was 4 feet bigger?

talker · Feb 27, 2014

Your face is really messed up... was that me?

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/mountain-goat_635_600x450.jpg

JupiterBase · Feb 27, 2014

You've goat to go now.

Brownie80 · Feb 27, 2014

Conan O'Brien and Whoopi Goldberg are your parents, eh?

Rooster893 · Mar 10, 2014

You have impressive facial hair. Now get out of my room.

Fijiman · Mar 12, 2014

Very much so yes. Though if you "accidentally" freeze something that shouldn't be frozen it will not end well for you.

OmniscientOstrich · Mar 20, 2014

That is the sexiest thing I've ever seen. So sexy it makes me want to douse my eyes with mercury.

Drummodino · Mar 20, 2014

Dawwwww, whose a good puppy? Your a good puppy! *pets vigorously*

Neuromancer · Mar 20, 2014

Do you know any alchemy that induces strokes? Because that's what I'm gettinadiausiusadhfgisangfsnfdlsdkfksjdfnlks.

Fijiman · Mar 21, 2014

Gendo is a damn fool if he thinks he looks fly in that outfit. Now get out before I'm forced to stab you.

Drummodino · Mar 21, 2014

Wait here a moment would you?

*Runs away screaming and dives into the ocean*

Headsprouter · Mar 21, 2014

*gasp* A noodle person! O_O

OmniscientOstrich · Mar 23, 2014

My knees, oh how they weaken! *faints*

Drummodino · Mar 24, 2014

Oh geez, what did I take last night?

TheRiddler · Apr 8, 2014

Um... that's a nice...stare you've got there.

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