If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Fijiman]

[HEADING=1]NO HOTLINKING ALLOWED[/HEADING]

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[Kae]

Well I... so what's your story spyrate?

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Umm...nice doggy?

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[Headsprouter]

My belt is unbuckling itself...and the money is falling out of my wallet...

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[Dr.Susse]

Well I'll never drink and go to a cosplay convention again.

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[Fijiman]

Sorry, I don't drink.

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[Headsprouter]

HECK- Nope.

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[Rabbitboy]

Must have been a rough night

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[Fijiman]

I do NOT want to draw you like one of my French girls! I don't even have French girls to draw!

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[Headsprouter]

*womanly scream*

Seriously though I actually think that'd be a really cool monster design for an RPG or something.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

There's a joke somewhere here about cock and in bed, but for the life of me I just can't piece it together. =/

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[Rabbitboy]

I don't care how amazing your mustache is. No smoking in this house.

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You sir/madam are one lucky son/daughter of *****

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Ohh my god, what the hell happened last night and WHY CANNOT I REMEMBER IT?!

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[Rabbitboy]

Wow. Can you teach me that?

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[Fijiman]

Well aren't I just twenty kinds of screwed right now.

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[Kae]

You ain't fooling anyone with those fake dreadlocks and beard...

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[Rabbitboy]

Stop playing that stupid flute thing and let me go back to sleep.

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[pyramid head grape]

Spoiler: RECTION!

 

[TheRiddler]

With the lights out, it's less dangerous.

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[pyramid head grape]

Lets go...

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