If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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GOD DAMN IT! This; this right here, what you're doing now; THIS is why not, Zoidberg!

 

Fijiman

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I have zero clue what I'm looking at, but I do know that I DO NOT WANT!

 

Fijiman

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Please do not bite me! I assure you that I do not taste that good!

 

Barbas

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Maybe I could manage it if you stopped staring at me.

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Fijiman

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John, did you watch Food Fight while doing crack, heroine, and shrooms?