If your pet was a human...
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Haha - my 3 guineas would eat everything too.speidel28 said:
one would be EXTREMELY emo with erratic mood swings.
another would be a sweet little child who cannot stop saying "I want, I want, I want".
the third would be laid back. REALLY laid back.
And my two budgies would immerse themselves in "Gilmore Girls"-esque talk.
Oh wow! Aren't we all so clever; spotting a power imbalance in a master-slave relationship. We should all pat ourselves on the back and write epic sagas documenting our intellectual mastery.
My pet recently died of stomach cancer so I'm glad it's not a human because, as much as I loved my dog, a human life is worth so much more. But had he been a human being he'd be dumb. Very, very dumb. He was a boxer dog so go figure.
My pet recently died of stomach cancer so I'm glad it's not a human because, as much as I loved my dog, a human life is worth so much more. But had he been a human being he'd be dumb. Very, very dumb. He was a boxer dog so go figure.
If my pet were a human? She's only a few years old. I could get arrested for all sorts of things, you perverts! (Only kidding. Couldn't resist.)
It would always be licking its balls but whenever it does break from this cycle of ball licking we'd have a great time playing fetch....which ends up just involving more balls.elitepie931 said:
Man...my dog loved balls.
RIP
I don't think that slaves were really pets. Pets don't do manual labor for people. Also, I'm sure that he didn't mean it like that.Deadpoolsbrain said:
OT: My pet would be funny so he could help keep guests entertained.
A lazy old man who growls at pillows. So him and my friend's grandpa are perfectly interchangeable.
Well let me see...
I have two pets... First, there is Buddy. Buddy pretty much just eats and eats and eats. And if you stand anywhere near him, he assumes your going to step on him and starts screaming... So, he would be a very fat, timid man. And he would be in love with my mother.
Then there's Tully. Tully attacks pretty much every stranger who comes to our house, but only after barking at them for ten minutes. It's kind of funny, because his teeth aren't sharp and he's too small to reach above your ankles... So, if he was human... He would scream at any company we had before violently murdering them with a kitchen knife... And he would probably go on a killing spree... or become a U.S. senator... about 50/50 chance there...
I have two pets... First, there is Buddy. Buddy pretty much just eats and eats and eats. And if you stand anywhere near him, he assumes your going to step on him and starts screaming... So, he would be a very fat, timid man. And he would be in love with my mother.
Then there's Tully. Tully attacks pretty much every stranger who comes to our house, but only after barking at them for ten minutes. It's kind of funny, because his teeth aren't sharp and he's too small to reach above your ankles... So, if he was human... He would scream at any company we had before violently murdering them with a kitchen knife... And he would probably go on a killing spree... or become a U.S. senator... about 50/50 chance there...
Salsa would have an attitude problem, hate my boyfriend, and only let me near his food.
[I like harassing him.] Wait that's all pretty true just as a dog.
He can also roll his eyes, so I imagine as a human he'd just give me that you're fucking nuts look even more often and to a new degree.
He'd be lazy, but quick to fight, and would be adorable. Because he is adorable. ^^
Harry, my mum's dog, would be stupid and fat... Like he is. He's timid and would be the type to watch you while you eat, hoping you'd offer him some. He'd probably give good hugs though.
Simba would be borderline retarded, sorry if this offends anyone, and would probably live with his parents well past his 30's, sitting on the couch and filling his days by eating and sleeping. Did I mention he's not very intelligent?
Mufasa would just be a badass. Like probably a war vet, who's completely nuts. Battle scars and all.
[I like harassing him.] Wait that's all pretty true just as a dog.
He can also roll his eyes, so I imagine as a human he'd just give me that you're fucking nuts look even more often and to a new degree.
He'd be lazy, but quick to fight, and would be adorable. Because he is adorable. ^^
Harry, my mum's dog, would be stupid and fat... Like he is. He's timid and would be the type to watch you while you eat, hoping you'd offer him some. He'd probably give good hugs though.
Simba would be borderline retarded, sorry if this offends anyone, and would probably live with his parents well past his 30's, sitting on the couch and filling his days by eating and sleeping. Did I mention he's not very intelligent?
Mufasa would just be a badass. Like probably a war vet, who's completely nuts. Battle scars and all.
My cat would be a playful but manipulating little teenager with horrible mood swings.
She'd want attention when you don't give it to her, and ignore you when you do give it to her.
She'd break things or hurt you. But when you start to scold her, she'd pretend nothing happened and give you an impossible to resist Bambi-eyes.
She won't eat the table, preferring to eat at the living room.
She'll want to play catch, but will easily get bored or irritable soon after.
She'd want attention when you don't give it to her, and ignore you when you do give it to her.
She'd break things or hurt you. But when you start to scold her, she'd pretend nothing happened and give you an impossible to resist Bambi-eyes.
She won't eat the table, preferring to eat at the living room.
She'll want to play catch, but will easily get bored or irritable soon after.
My old chameleon would definitely have been a paranoid, grouchy old man.
My current chameleon would probably be much more playful, he enjoys climbing, hanging upside down and practically leaping at you when you feed him. I imagine he and my brother would get along quite well.
My current chameleon would probably be much more playful, he enjoys climbing, hanging upside down and practically leaping at you when you feed him. I imagine he and my brother would get along quite well.
You named your dog Mufassa! I knew there was a reason I added you to my friends list.la-le-lu-li-lo said:Salsa would have an attitude problem, hate my boyfriend, and only let me near his food.
[I like harassing him.] Wait that's all pretty true just as a dog.
He can also roll his eyes, so I imagine as a human he'd just give me that you're fucking nuts look even more often and to a new degree.
He'd be lazy, but quick to fight, and would be adorable. Because he is adorable. ^^
Harry, my mum's dog, would be stupid and fat... Like he is. He's timid and would be the type to watch you while you eat, hoping you'd offer him some. He'd probably give good hugs though.
Simba would be borderline retarded, sorry if this offends anyone, and would probably live with his parents well past his 30's, sitting on the couch and filling his days by eating and sleeping. Did I mention he's not very intelligent?
Mufasa would just be a badass. Like probably a war vet, who's completely nuts. Battle scars and all.
Anyways, I am one with my K9s, so they would probably like me if they were human too. But they would still expect me to feed them.
I would probably get them to play RE5, or L4D with me.
