If your pet was a human...

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stompythebeast

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Calobi said:
Violent and lazy. So, he'd be like my clone.
brother!?!?

my pet passed away 2 weeks ago, im not ready to move on yet. But he would be a lazy bastard that only eats when he wants too and whines for attention whenever you get near him.
 

Aanorith

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If my pet was a human, it would be extremly clingy and ocasionally without reason scream alot. I love/hate my parrot.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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ExaltedK9 said:
You named your dog Mufassa! I knew there was a reason I added you to my friends list.
Anyways, I am one with my K9s, so they would probably like me if they were human too. But they would still expect me to feed them.

I would probably get them to play RE5, or L4D with me.
Well one of the cats... But yeah. :D
 

Gerazzi

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Superhyperactiveman said:
Well let me see...

I have two pets... First, there is Buddy. Buddy pretty much just eats and eats and eats. And if you stand anywhere near him, he assumes your going to step on him and starts screaming... So, he would be a very fat, timid man. And he would be in love with my mother.

Then there's Tully. Tully attacks pretty much every stranger who comes to our house, but only after barking at them for ten minutes. It's kind of funny, because his teeth aren't sharp and he's too small to reach above your ankles... So, if he was human... He would scream at any company we had before violently murdering them with a kitchen knife... And he would probably go on a killing spree... or become a U.S. senator... about 50/50 chance there...
best first post ever.
Welcome to the Escapist.

I wouldn't personally want my pet to become human.
't would be awkward.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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My dog would be a male version of me, likes his bed but likes running about and exploring too, loves food, is big and strong but can't scare anyone for toffee and hates strangers.
 

DrDeath3191

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My dog (Phillip) would be an overweight, old, arthritis-suffering black man. My cat (Jean-luc. Because my entire family consists of Trekkers [know the difference!]) would probably be a lazy, attention grubbing kid.