I'm buying a boat, and she'll need a name. Suggestions?

[AceTrilby]

How about Normandy? That's pretty sci-fi.
Or the Oregon. Sorry, I've been reading a lot of Clive Cussler lately...

 

[ultrachicken]

Call it "Pillar of Autumn."

 

[sheogoraththemad]

The Flying Fucking Dutchmen, and yes you have to include Fucking for the full effect
or just call it the BitchBoat...

 

[William Ossiss]

The S.S. Chew and Swallow.
bonus points for those of you that get it.

 

[wulfy42]

If your name is Dave then call it Hal.


Wasted Youth

Oprah

Ooops

M.O.B (Man over board)

Pink Berry (Curb fan)

10010110 (NES Fan)

Fiona

Lasagna

Land

Charlie Sheen (just expect it to go down in a blaze soon)

Xenu (scientologist or just think they are funny)

Xena (Xenu made me think of it)

3rd wish

Alimony

Crab (so if you ever get another boat you can name it crab as well and tell people you have crabs)

Bin Laden (not as funny now that he's dead...but would still work)

Doh!!

Ganja

Gurgle Gurgle

Zammis (enemy mine fan)

Randal Flag (The Stand FTW)

Hermione (least it's a girl name from the potter books)

Why Me

 

[Gibboniser]

Well we've had Normandy, why not Sovereign? Or Keith?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The Fuck-Up, and write it upside-down.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

The Sammy.

 

[GeorgW]

Name it: "Some dude on escapistmagazine.com told me to name my boat this."

 

[Dr_Horrible]

Either:

Wind Waker
or
Serenity

 

[StBishop]

Biri, it's Kuku Yalanji and Tjapukai for fire.

 

[teutonicman]

Well if Archer has taught me anything, this is a great name for a boat.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

The Nightbringer.
The Void Dragon.
The Furious Abyss.
The Eisenstein.
The Vengeful Spirit.
The Hinterlight
The Rubicon.

Duno if you're a 40k fan but any of these would work well.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

I actually think "The Escapist" would be a pretty awesome name.

Other good ones: Aurora, Anaesthesia, Dancer, Rio. Or more badass names; Blood Money, Guisarme.

Obligatory game reference: Pillar of Autumn.

Oh, and you are Austrailian? The `Barbie, of course!

 

[capper42]

Buy a red, talking boat and call it the king of red lions.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"The Hugo Gernsback" fits nicely.

 

[messy]

Dignity, done.

 

[kahlzun]

The Boat!

 

[CD-R]

The Hilary Clinton's Revenge.

Might not be as relevant outside the USA though.

 

[Xaio30]

Fawkes. After the phoenix of course!