I'm buying a boat, and she'll need a name. Suggestions?

[Stein Inge]

Just off the top of my head:

"Rolling Thunder"
"Jack of Hearts"
"Rainy Day Woman"
"The Muffin Man"
"Baby Snakes"
"The Codfather" (if you fish...)

I liked "The Yachtzee" though....

 

[Crazy_Dude]

Cynic Paradise

 

[Bravo 21]

Name her Jenny. Then if you ever get another boat, it can be the Jenny II, etc.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

The Bismarck. Just for the lulz.

 

[Isalan]

The Heart of Gold or the Bistromath. Cos Douglas Adams knew how to name a ship

 

[ImprovizoR]

Moya - you know, like the Leviathan from Farscape. It's a female name, it's for a ship...well boat in your case and it's geeky. What more could you want?

 

[Alluos]

Morning glory.
'Cus you'd technically be riding the morning glory.

 

[Stegersaurus]

Undine's Grace

 

[JaceArveduin]

Call her "Vingilot". Because naming you're boat after a ship that went to the undying lands makes you epic.

 

[IcyEvils]

How about The Titan's Daughter?
Or Silence, and you can have a crew of mutes.
Or Victarion!

 

[Makon]

Go with...

Spoiler: Spoiler for Innuendo...

The USS Chum Guzzler.

Cookie to the first person to get the reference.

 

[Joshimodo]

"Nostromo". Gotta have a name that will look good on your wreckage.

Not to mention deterring any would-be looters/pirates.

 

[Davey Woo]

If I had a boat I'd call it "The Motherf*ckin' BOAT!"
I'm never likely to have a want a boat, so if you really want to, you can steal my name

Other ideas
The Master of Undocking
Lightsailor
Solid Wake

 

[Kitteh]

only the most beautiful name ever: jenny
forrest gump ftw!

 

[esplode]

Well this is a crappy submarine ride

I thought I'd see a Kraken

If this boat's a-rockin, call the coast guard

The Hindenboat

 

[balanovich]

This is a great idea, but I'm Australian, with English heritage. So no joy on the language thing.

How about joy with accents? Call it "The Beach". Australian will always say "The *****".

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

Either "Neptune" or:

Go ahead and call her Titanic.

Nothing could possible go wrong.

Haha, it was built in Belfast; ofc it was brilliant! Lmao


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[Findlebob]

The Black Pig

 

[Josh Diaz]

The USS Notajetski

 

[Bloedhoest]

For Sale.

Simple as that.