I'm going to... EXPLODE, I'VE HAD IT!

[Escapefromwhatever]

I'm surprised nobody has said this yet: I live on Earth. Crazy-ass place, I must say.

 

[Sewblon]

I live in Colorado Springs CO, not many fuckheads and the defense contractors keep the local economy afloat, so no complaints. I used to live in Connecticut, the cocaine trade was pretty big, and I got lime disease, evade at all costs.

 

[Neonbob]

I can see how you'd think that. But at least with the "gangstas" you only have to worry about being shot. Around hippies, you have the "hey, maaayaaaan, don't be tricked by the lies you're told, maaayaaaan," and a bunch of animal rights fuckos all over the place handing out pamphlets.
Walking by them with a burger in hand was one of the purest joys I had there.

That does sounds like it would be enjoyable. I live in Northern Alberta and it's bad up here for stuck up pricks who don't know the the hell they are talking about, and yet, they will act like they do.

Oh if I had a day of no consequence and some steel-toed boots...they'd all have rust on their tongues by the end of the day. And my feet would be sore.

 

[Rigs83]

I live in Reno. City's full of degenerate gamblers, meth heads, country folk...and Californians priced out of the Bay Area who brought their politics with them but don't want to pay taxes to support the government programs they try to push through. They can all stand on the San Andreas Fault when the Big One hits for all the good they've done this city. Soon as I finish college I'm either moving back to Boston or moving to Seattle.

Massachusetts politicians love taxes and ordinance codes, go to Seattle and live in a city that serves alcohol on Sunday and past 1 am. Boston is great for the schools, Jazz and Art scene but it dies come winter. Cost of living is too high and weather sucks because it only rains or snows on your day off. As soon as I finish college I want to head out so west I hit east. Sydney, Australia to be specific. I want free health care but no snow.

 

[HaircareForMen]

I live in Australia, according to some Americans it's 3rd world

 

[Lost In The Void]

I live in Australia, according to some Americans it's 3rd world

Thats alright I've been called a communist 3rd world country with snow all year round. Guess what I'm not Russian, which makes none of the argument right at all because we've never been communist nor third world, and though most people don't think so we do have summers

Canada has summers!

 

[Insanum]

I love near wigan in the UK.

Chavs, Scroats, Tracksuits, Crime.

Seriously, Your scottish simpletons have nothing on these wannabe gangsters. ever.

 

[minarri]

I work at middle schools. The rest goes without saying.

 

[Neonbob]

I work at middle schools. The rest goes without saying.

Oh dear lord I pity and admire you. How do you refrain from beating those creatures?

 

[Bob the Average]

dumb asses are everywhere you just have to get used to it. it may help to remind your self that they will likely remove themselves from the gene pool shortly.

 

[minarri]

I work at middle schools. The rest goes without saying.

Oh dear lord I pity and admire you. How do you refrain from beating those creatures?

To be honest, I'm not sure. Though they have me rotate between two schools every two weeks so I don't curb stomp anyone.

 

[Neonbob]

I work at middle schools. The rest goes without saying.

Oh dear lord I pity and admire you. How do you refrain from beating those creatures?

To be honest, I'm not sure. Though they have me rotate between two schools every two weeks so I don't curb stomp anyone.

I suppose that is for the best. Kinda hard to play innocent with the brains of some young punk on your shoes.

 

[McBurks]

Wow,perfect topic right in time for me.

MY friend wants to fight my brother over him calling my friend a ***.I was like really,is your self-esteem really that low to get angry over a name?Anyways,they keep bickering back and forth through texting and then my friend texted me saying "he was saved by a girl." And I texted him by saying I really don't give a damn.This goes for my whole little town too,I swear I'm the pillar that keeps them together,because as soon as I moved they all started fighting over NOTHING.I'm about to just say fuck them all and never go back there,it's really getting to the point where I could just sit at home all day than hang out with my friends.

 

[ultimateownage]

I live in Reading, England, the place is swimming with chavs.

 

[minarri]

I work at middle schools. The rest goes without saying.

Oh dear lord I pity and admire you. How do you refrain from beating those creatures?

To be honest, I'm not sure. Though they have me rotate between two schools every two weeks so I don't curb stomp anyone.

I suppose that is for the best. Kinda hard to play innocent with the brains of some young punk on your shoes.

Very true. Plus it would be a pity because I really like my sneakers.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Well, apparently the town I live in is the chav capitol of South Wales, so yay...

 

[mangus]

"-and your whole life you're seeing shit about these other cities and you think 'I've got to get there, because that's where all the awesome stuff happens' and you move away from your hometown where everyone was decent to each other and when you get there you realize 'oh wait, this place is hell...'"

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

I live in Glasgow ....... /thread

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I live in a town for Sarah Palin was well thought of. Can't wait to leave.

Where in god's name do you live?

Onalaska, WI.

Hm, you know what? onALASKA. That must be why.

Hm...Wisconsin...Sorry, I got nothing. I know very, very little about Wisconsin, so no witty remark.

Perhaps something about cheese?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

There comes a time in everyones lives when they realise they need to leave the place where they are situated. I myself am nearing this point. I live in Dunvegan, a village on Skye, located on the north west of Scotland.

I have never seen such a massive concentration of absolute fuckheads in one area. It's ridiculous. I am sick to my stomach of having to end fights, convince people that their lives are going to be ruined if they go and batter so-and-so and the general idiocy that thrives in such a small place. Part of me says 'let them destroy themselves' another part says 'you can make a difference'. While I usually go with the latter it's starting to wear.

So. Anyone else live in an area where violence/stupid behaviour is rife? If so, share your stories because this place is starting to drive me up the wall.

Move to Crewe...the rate of fuckheads increases by %99.9 =)