I'm Losing My Mind

[Robot Number V]

Ugh, Bieber. I can't believe the internet is still making this joke. It's like "Cake is a lie" combined lolcats. It's not even beating a dead horse, it's beating dirt that USED to be a dead horse.

SHORT VERSION: *whack*

 

[RatRace123]

Dammit man. You know I'm a recovering red button addict.

WHY MUST YOU TEMPT ME BACK INTO THAT LIFE OF PAIN AND STRUGGLE... and Bieber Fever?
WHY FAPPY?!

Well, here come the Biebers, and there goes my one year chip.

 

[Doclector]

I've avoided that damnable thing for ages, I have no intention on clicking it now.

 

[Alssadar]

I clicked once for curiosity, and a second time for lol's. But never again, says I.

But, I must aid my brethren through their periods of struggle, as a man of compassion and strength. I shall take up a chalice and breath in its intoxication.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

You....

You pushed the button?

THAT button?

The button that TELLS you NOT to push it?!


YOU SHAN'T CLAIM ME, BIEBER BUTTON! *flees for the hills*

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

You're on your own here, man.

I think I actually clicked it once. If I recall, it didn't work properly. I felt like I got immensely lucky once I found out what it was supposed to do.

 

[FrozenCones]

The power of negative suggestion is overwhelming.

I want to press it so badly!

 

[Saviordd1]

I pressed it...

nothing happened.

 

[Wackymon]

I keep pressing it...
NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

ThyNameIsMud, what trickery is this!?

He's using his black magic to completely F**K with us!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD D:

 

[chadachada123]

Never again.

I've gone down this road before, and it never has good results. It's always pain and sorrow, through and through.

 

[Evil Smurf]

nope.avi

I will leave you with this song however

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[Orphillius]

Clicked it, nothing happened. Ctrl+F5'd. Should not have.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Sorry, Fappy. I pressed that button once before.

Never again. Never fucking again. I wish I were as cool as the fresh peeps in that totally accurate movie, "Hackers", and could hack the "Gibson" which is the Escapist badge server.

Or servers. Whatever.

In any case, I would rip the Button Badge out of the system, save it to a USB thumb drive for easy physical transport, and then drop the tainted piece of hardware from the top of one of Three Mile Island's cooling towers.

Eat plutonium, Bieber-generating script! VENGEANCE IS MINE!

...

In all seriousness, it's a nifty little Easter Egg that fits with the site's overall irreverence. Just knowing the occasional newcomer or forgetful oldie clicks it is enough to make my day five percent brighter. Yes.

I'm a terrible person for enjoying the suffering of all the Bieber'd people, right?

Please don't ban me.

 

[Lionsfan]

I'll never press it. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

No Fappy, you're on your own. I don't really mind Justin Beiber, but I don't want to see his face everywhere I look either.

 

[Fappy]

I served my time folks. The Bieber Fever has subsided. I am alive... I think.

Count yourselves lucky the powers that be haven't caught wind of this thread yet, for the dissenters of the great button will be cast down into Bieber Hell for their ignorant slander of the almighty button. So it has been written.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Ha! I pressed the button and the curse was not inflicted upon me! VICTORY IS MINE!

I hate you. You made me test it. And now I am doomed.

 

[Macgyvercas]

The Man made me take a hit of the Bieber bong earlier today and I've been swimming in Biebers all day. I don't know who's who, what's what, which way is left and what gender I am. Someone save me from this awful existence. I feel like the main character from Old Boy bashing my face against the wall of a creepy apartment complex.

I need help. I need a friend. Someone share in my suffering... anyone want a hit of this stuff?

---->

<----

Dude...You got Kross'd, didn't you?

I'll give a pat on the back, but there's no way in hell I'm pressing that damn button. Not after the last time.

 

[Fappy]

The Man made me take a hit of the Bieber bong earlier today and I've been swimming in Biebers all day. I don't know who's who, what's what, which way is left and what gender I am. Someone save me from this awful existence. I feel like the main character from Old Boy bashing my face against the wall of a creepy apartment complex.

I need help. I need a friend. Someone share in my suffering... anyone want a hit of this stuff?

---->

<----

Dude...You got Kross'd, didn't you?

I'll give a pat on the back, but there's no way in hell I'm pressing that damn button. Not after the last time.

Actually it was Mud: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/6.389153.15603959

Would have been an honor had it been Kross XD