I'm Losing My Mind

[Calibanbutcher]

I served my time folks. The Bieber Fever has subsided. I am alive... I think.

Count yourselves lucky the powers that be haven't caught wind of this thread yet, for the dissenters of the great button will be cast down into Bieber Hell for their ignorant slander of the almighty button. So it has been written.

I see everything Fappy.

And now I want to click that button in order to make your avatar disappear.
Is that a cross-dressing chewbacca, a chewbacca who found his feminine site or simply fear incarnate?

Maybe Chewy just likes pretty, pink bows.

Then why did he never rock those in the original trilogy?
Don't tell me the rebel ceremony was not an occasion.

Do you remember seeing anyone wearing pink in Star Wars? Chewy was just trying to fit in. He can only be himself when he's out on the town where his friends can't judge him.

Do you really think anyone would dare judge an 8 foot wookie with access to advanced weaponry who also happens to be the best friend of the revolutionary leader/ guy boning the princess, the last space wizard in the universe who can use a friggin lightsaber and both death star destroyers ?

And do you think Han "Badass" Solo would judge him?

Or Luke "I-kissed-my-sister-and-not-in-a-we-are-family-but-rathe-an-incestous-way" Skywalker?

Or Princess "I-first-had-the-hots-for-my-brother-but-then-settled-for-one-of-his-friends" Leia?

 

[Fappy]

I served my time folks. The Bieber Fever has subsided. I am alive... I think.

Count yourselves lucky the powers that be haven't caught wind of this thread yet, for the dissenters of the great button will be cast down into Bieber Hell for their ignorant slander of the almighty button. So it has been written.

I see everything Fappy.

And now I want to click that button in order to make your avatar disappear.
Is that a cross-dressing chewbacca, a chewbacca who found his feminine site or simply fear incarnate?

Maybe Chewy just likes pretty, pink bows.

Then why did he never rock those in the original trilogy?
Don't tell me the rebel ceremony was not an occasion.

Do you remember seeing anyone wearing pink in Star Wars? Chewy was just trying to fit in. He can only be himself when he's out on the town where his friends can't judge him.

Do you really think anyone would dare judge an 8 foot wookie with access to advanced weaponry who also happens to be the best friend of the revolutionary leader/ guy boning the princess, the last space wizard in the universe who can use a friggin lightsaber and both death star destroyers ?

And do you think Han "Badass" Solo would judge him?

Or Luke "I-kissed-my-sister-and-not-in-a-we-are-family-but-rathe-an-incestous-way" Skywalker?

Or Princess "I-first-had-the-hots-for-my-brother-but-then-settled-for-one-of-his-friends" Leia?

Chewy's a nice but self conscious guy. He doesn't want to make his friends feel uncomfortable or conflicted.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I served my time folks. The Bieber Fever has subsided. I am alive... I think.

Count yourselves lucky the powers that be haven't caught wind of this thread yet, for the dissenters of the great button will be cast down into Bieber Hell for their ignorant slander of the almighty button. So it has been written.

I see everything Fappy.

And now I want to click that button in order to make your avatar disappear.
Is that a cross-dressing chewbacca, a chewbacca who found his feminine site or simply fear incarnate?

Maybe Chewy just likes pretty, pink bows.

Then why did he never rock those in the original trilogy?
Don't tell me the rebel ceremony was not an occasion.

Do you remember seeing anyone wearing pink in Star Wars? Chewy was just trying to fit in. He can only be himself when he's out on the town where his friends can't judge him.

Do you really think anyone would dare judge an 8 foot wookie with access to advanced weaponry who also happens to be the best friend of the revolutionary leader/ guy boning the princess, the last space wizard in the universe who can use a friggin lightsaber and both death star destroyers ?

And do you think Han "Badass" Solo would judge him?

Or Luke "I-kissed-my-sister-and-not-in-a-we-are-family-but-rathe-an-incestous-way" Skywalker?

Or Princess "I-first-had-the-hots-for-my-brother-but-then-settled-for-one-of-his-friends" Leia?

Chewy's a nice but self conscious guy. He doesn't want to make his friends feel uncomfortable or conflicted.

Are we talking about the same guy?
This guy?

 

[Biodeamon]

meh. least you can remember whats happening. lately i've been forgetting whole entire days, or even whether i ate anything.

And the first person who mentions the Silence gets a punch in the face.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Yeah man, that's all bravado. He's really a sensitive guy once you get to know him.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

-Snip-

Yeah man, that's all bravado. He's really a sensitive guy once you get to know him.

Riding a giant squirrel against an army of nazis is bravado?
And this?
Chewbacca being caught in a private moment cupping a feel?

Sure screams sensitive.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Yeah man, that's all bravado. He's really a sensitive guy once you get to know him.

Riding a giant squirrel against an army of nazis is bravado?
And this?
Chewbacca being caught in a private moment cupping a feel?

Sure screams sensitive.

It was an accident! He was feeling around in the dark for the light switch! Things happen!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

-Snip-

Yeah man, that's all bravado. He's really a sensitive guy once you get to know him.

Riding a giant squirrel against an army of nazis is bravado?
And this?
Chewbacca being caught in a private moment cupping a feel?

Sure screams sensitive.

It was an accident! He was feeling around in the dark for the light switch! Things happen!

They weren't even close to any light switches, but now I know who you are.

You are actually Chewbacca's evil twin Bewchacca, trying to paint your badass brother in a soft light so as to taint his reputation.
But now you are found out, Chewie's reputation shall go untarnished and you shall finally admit that this hideous mess of pink and fur is actually you trying to pass for your brother.
Admit it you heinous evil-doer.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Yeah man, that's all bravado. He's really a sensitive guy once you get to know him.

Riding a giant squirrel against an army of nazis is bravado?
And this?
Chewbacca being caught in a private moment cupping a feel?

Sure screams sensitive.

It was an accident! He was feeling around in the dark for the light switch! Things happen!

They weren't even close to any light switches, but now I know who you are.

You are actually Chewbacca's evil twin Bewchacca, trying to paint your badass brother in a soft light so as to taint his reputation.
But now you are found out, Chewie's reputation shall go untarnished and you shall finally admit that this hideous mess of pink and fur is actually you trying to pass for your brother.
Admit it you heinous evil-doer.

You are wrong. I am actually his uncle.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

-Snip-

Yeah man, that's all bravado. He's really a sensitive guy once you get to know him.

Riding a giant squirrel against an army of nazis is bravado?
And this?
Chewbacca being caught in a private moment cupping a feel?

Sure screams sensitive.

It was an accident! He was feeling around in the dark for the light switch! Things happen!

They weren't even close to any light switches, but now I know who you are.

You are actually Chewbacca's evil twin Bewchacca, trying to paint your badass brother in a soft light so as to taint his reputation.
But now you are found out, Chewie's reputation shall go untarnished and you shall finally admit that this hideous mess of pink and fur is actually you trying to pass for your brother.
Admit it you heinous evil-doer.

You are wrong. I am actually his uncle.

Be warned, I am a master of

So you shall not go unpunished.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Yeah man, that's all bravado. He's really a sensitive guy once you get to know him.

Riding a giant squirrel against an army of nazis is bravado?
And this?
Chewbacca being caught in a private moment cupping a feel?

Sure screams sensitive.

It was an accident! He was feeling around in the dark for the light switch! Things happen!

They weren't even close to any light switches, but now I know who you are.

You are actually Chewbacca's evil twin Bewchacca, trying to paint your badass brother in a soft light so as to taint his reputation.
But now you are found out, Chewie's reputation shall go untarnished and you shall finally admit that this hideous mess of pink and fur is actually you trying to pass for your brother.
Admit it you heinous evil-doer.

You are wrong. I am actually his uncle.

Be warned, I am a master of

So you shall not go unpunished.

We'll see about that. Just you try and catch me!

I am the most elusive of men. Some call me "The Elusive Man".

I also look like Martin Sheen when I shave.

EDIT: Not to be confused with "The Illusive Man".

 

[Calibanbutcher]

-Snip-

Yeah man, that's all bravado. He's really a sensitive guy once you get to know him.

Riding a giant squirrel against an army of nazis is bravado?
And this?
Chewbacca being caught in a private moment cupping a feel?

Sure screams sensitive.

It was an accident! He was feeling around in the dark for the light switch! Things happen!

They weren't even close to any light switches, but now I know who you are.

You are actually Chewbacca's evil twin Bewchacca, trying to paint your badass brother in a soft light so as to taint his reputation.
But now you are found out, Chewie's reputation shall go untarnished and you shall finally admit that this hideous mess of pink and fur is actually you trying to pass for your brother.
Admit it you heinous evil-doer.

You are wrong. I am actually his uncle.

Be warned, I am a master of

So you shall not go unpunished.

We'll see about that. Just you try and catch me!

I am the most illusive of men. Some call me "The Illusive Man".

I also look like Martin Sheen when I shave.

SO you are him?
No wonder you tried to bring down commander chewbacca.
Beware illusive man, he is coming for you. He is coming to get ya.
He is going to get you good, which is why they call him the G-man.

 

[Pinkamena]

What the hell is going on in this thread?!

Oh well.
Have some Bieber.