I'm so drunk right now

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mokes310

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Spaceman_Spiff said:
NEVER DRINK AND FACEBOOK!
This skill takes years of practice and discipline, and even then, we can fall victim to the drunken ex-gf "poke"...and no, not the rewarding kind...
 

Levitas1234

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I have spilled quiet a bit of information on these forums while drunk off my ass, the internet is like my own person diary in a sense when i'm drunk.
 

jakeEHTlovless

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ussually when im drunk, im shitfaced, and when im shit faced, i cant even locate my front door. ive woke up on my porch before. that being said, no, i cant even work the computer at that point

EDIT- srry for my spelling
 

DividedUnity

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Mad Stalin said:
You walked home. You're not drunk enough!
I was thinking this as well.

OT: Im having a few pints right now but im playing dead to rights on my ps3. I usually play vidya when I drink and vice versa. Its how I managed to get through Bioshock 2
 

KimberlyGoreHound

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I don't party - when I drink, it's either alone, or with just a few people, and I end up crashing at whoever's place at which I'm drinking. If I'm drinking alone, I certainly do screw around, check email, etc, and often post weird things. I remember it in the morning, refuse to edit, and never regret.

However, I don't make threads dedicated to how drunk I am, and people who do that often irritate me.

However, this thread has a question posed, and potential for discussion, so it's okay.
 

thenumberthirteen

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I tend to check my Escapist messages before I go to bed on my iPhone, and I still do this if I'm drunk. I always seem to fall asleep doing it while drunk as I wake up lying on my phone.
 

Eggsnham

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I just sit there (on a couch/bed) and think, maybe I'll play a videogame, or check my messages, then I'll go to sleep. I've been told that I'm hilarious and philosophical when I'm drunk. I have no idea how that mixes, but I'll stick with it.
 

Anticitizen_Two

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Dude, you posted that before 7! I really hope you're in another time zone, because otherwise you are drinking way too early or just terrible at holding your drink.
 

Wadders

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Heh, snap.

I went out tonight but for some reason wasnt feeling it. At all. So I got a taxi back, ate cheese on toast with my lovely flatmates, and came on here!

Fuck me cheese on toast is good when you're drunk.

But yeah, to respond to the original question. Yes. Ive made silly threads and made daft comments on here whilst drunk.
 

Acidwell

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First time i tried gaming while drunk i played bf1942, i could run around fine and kill bots easily but i just could not land that plane no matter how much i tried it just exploded every time. So i tried jumping out but not knowing the parachute key didn't help much so i quit flying, quit gaming while drunk and just passed out instead.

Wadders said:
Fuck me cheese on toast is good when you're drunk.
Cheese on toast is always good even if you are on fire
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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Protip: drink plenty of water when you imbibe alcohol, as it takes all the punch out of the hangover that normally follows. This works because hangovers are caused largely by dehydration.



To directly address the topic, however, I do not drink anymore. I mean, I used to drink my fellow Irishmen under the table, but now I've moved on to herbal alternatives. Better euphoria, manageable crash, no real hangover to speak of unless you let your munchies get far out of control.
 

Dogstile

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marter said:
dogstile said:
marter said:
I don't drink, so no I've never had that experience.

Enjoy your hangover though. :)
Assumptions like that are why we know you're serious. Drinking for alot of people doesn't leave them with hangovers.
I am quite serious, I've actually written quite a long reason why in a previous post.

Didn't know that many don't get hangovers from drinking. Thanks for the information.
Take it with a grain of salt. That's just me personally XD
 

TheSeventhLoneWolf

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No. Never; fact being that I never will drink, ever.

I usually get the urge to check my deviantart like every other day, though.
 

Johnmw

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Kiefer13 said:
No, I can't say that I have. Usually the only urge I have when coming home drunk after a party is to locate my bed and then faceplant onto it.
awesome avatar! Rincewind FTW, probably the most believable character in fantasy.

OT: yes I've just come back from the late night bar in my area(03:43 AM), so, obviously according to your post I have an innate desire to post on the escapist :p probably explains my posts arguing with the people who run this site, (John Funk I'm looking at you!). everyone have fun, and peace out to y'all!
 

Insanum

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Well i try and stagger my drinks, And drink plenty of water. Im pretty good at hangover management too.
Caurus said:
OK more and more memories of stupid things I have done drunk are surfacing. I might just not drink any more.
I have moments like that. The best one i ever had was a few years ago, i fell over whilst trying to dance drunk at my old works Xmas do. I fell infront of the entire dept, but only a few saw me.

I forgot all about it, until i was eating dinner the following day (about 18 hours later) and suddenly remembered...I think i facepalmed, And my dad asked me why i was Facepalming.

Good times, Good Times. That was (i can remember most of it now) an epic night.
 

Riobux

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Ironically, I am pretty drunk. However, people who show off that they're posting comments while drunk are idiots. What's to be proud of?
 
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I generally crash the night at peoples house, too young to come home drunk. So I don't have access to computers or anything. And since one particular fateful night I leave my phone at home.