I'm so Stupid....

GonzoGamer

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I can beat all them.

I bought No More Heroes new just because all the critics (even Yhatzee) said it was fabulous.

I still don't understand how that game became so overrated.

I rent now, and the only reviews I pay attention to are Yhatzee's. Not because I think he has good taste (god no) but because he's hilarious.
 

Duck Sandwich

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I bought a Wii as soon as I could for Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. I was well-aware that Ultimate Alliance was on other consoles, but I bought the Wii because it was the cheapest system. However, I'm currently satisfied with the Wii (huzzah for Brawl, VC games, and Umbrella Chronicles)

I bought Blood Omen 2.
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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I recently left my keys in the ignition of my car after I'd been parked and going over some info for work. I got out and worked for about an hour before realizing the keys weren't in my pocket. Luckily my little sister was in the area and has an extra copy of the key.

In games I have a tendency to 'accidentally' kill my team mates in FPSs. Also, I tend to blow myself up with rockets after playing games where I can rocket jump.
 

dudeindrag93

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squid5580 said:
I bought Iron man, Destroy All Humans POTF, Incredible Hulk and Golden Axe Beast Rider. And I thought all of them were going to be good.
are you talking about the crappy hulk game where you had to sneak about, cause man that game almost made me kill myself it was so shit still completed it but man worst 6 hours of my life
 

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I had just got a new 360, and I saw Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath in a Best Buy bargain bin for 10$, and it was only afterward that I learned of Microsoft's incredibly bullshit backward compatibility system, and that Stranger's Wrath was NOT on their list of playable games.

How hard is it to make a fully backward compatible system? The Wii and PS3 do it fine, for the majority, so why can't Microsoft give us a system that can play games of the last gen without having to download the ability to play the old games that often times have more glitches than when they were for the first Xbox?
Same thing happened to me, exact same game too, and another one that also wasn't backwards compatible. I returned them to the Gamestop where the employee taking them back then informed me that all xbox games that were backwards compatible had a (BC) on the tag after the title. Useful information for making a purchase, but a source of further chagrin when it gives an immediate reference to how many titles I can't play on my 360, not that I wouldn't think twice anyway, I'm really tired of the ghosted cutscenes over the levels of Halo 2.

On a sidenote though, I've heard the PS3 doesn't do backwards compatibility well either, with the titles restricted in a similar fashion, not to mention they don't make a PS3 that is backwards compatible anymore, you have to buy it used, and it is somehow more expensive than the used 40G harddrive package without backwards compatibility.

Another I'm so stupid moment: I bought a copy of Monster Madness: Battle for Suburbia when it first came out. A week later I read a review of it calling it mediocre. I still like it, but it sold poorly, so now you can buy it for $9 used at Gamestop, if I had waited less than a year I could've saved $40 on a game I can never finish due to crappy response to controls and a poorly designed final level.
 

MrBrightside919

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mokes310 said:
MrBrightside919 said:
I rented Bullet Witch and played through the first mission...

I have forever tarnished my Xbox Live account with that crappy game...
Yes, but was it as bad as playing Kengo: Legend of the Nine?
Yes, but was that as bad as playing VAMPIRE RAIN!!!

I wanted to rip my eyes out...
 

mokes310

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MrBrightside919 said:
mokes310 said:
MrBrightside919 said:
I rented Bullet Witch and played through the first mission...

I have forever tarnished my Xbox Live account with that crappy game...
Yes, but was it as bad as playing Kengo: Legend of the Nine?
Yes, but was that as bad as playing VAMPIRE RAIN!!!

I wanted to rip my eyes out...
Yes, but, oh who am I kidding, I concede.

Oh, I pitty anyone who actually bought the game Jumper!
 

sequio

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The one that stands out in my mind was years + years ago with RTCW. I was looking at the control configuration and saw "Cyanide Pill" and thought gee, i wonder what this does. I exited the menu to resume game and predictably pressed the button which resulted in an agonizing suicide. Only a moment later did I realize that I hadn't saved in over an hour.
 

PSYCHOxDRAGON

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Buying the gears of war 2 lancer replica, painting it, left it just outside to dry overnight and somehow it caught fucking fire. i can only assume that someone threw away a cigarette or sumthing.
 

MrBrightside919

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mokes310 said:
MrBrightside919 said:
mokes310 said:
MrBrightside919 said:
I rented Bullet Witch and played through the first mission...

I have forever tarnished my Xbox Live account with that crappy game...
Yes, but was it as bad as playing Kengo: Legend of the Nine?
Yes, but was that as bad as playing VAMPIRE RAIN!!!

I wanted to rip my eyes out...
Yes, but, oh who am I kidding, I concede.

Oh, I pitty anyone who actually bought the game Jumper!
Vampire rain is one of the worst games i've ever played. Luckily for me, I didn't stain my account with it (I played on another account. the poor bastard :D)

Thank the lord that I never picked up Jumper.
 

klarax

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I think anyone who has bought more than 2 360's deserve to be shot for not learning :p

myself included. lol
 

squid5580

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dudeindrag93 said:
squid5580 said:
I bought Iron man, Destroy All Humans POTF, Incredible Hulk and Golden Axe Beast Rider. And I thought all of them were going to be good.
are you talking about the crappy hulk game where you had to sneak about, cause man that game almost made me kill myself it was so shit still completed it but man worst 6 hours of my life
It was the 360 version of the new movie tie in. I don't remember it other than it was truly awful and quite sad that a PS2 game (Ultimate Destruction) was soo much better. Same with DAH. What happened. They had all the mechanics right there to make two good games (sure not AAA but good) and what they spit out was hardly even a graphic update then stripped everything good from them.
 

Kriegsherr

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I subjected myself to the ending of Far Cry 2. That was abysmal! Why would he do that? He doesn't take orders from nobody! It was a fantastic game up until the 92% mark.