I'm...

[creepy_rabbit]

...the eggman

 

[Radeonx]

...The greatest person in the history of existence. I'm also very humble.

 

[robotam]

I'm Michael and I'm an alcoholic.
whoops forgot where I was for a second.

I'm 17. Turn 18 in 2 weeks. so I will finally be able to buy booze (legaly). Then I may become an alcoholic.

Ok I'll start over. I'm not an alcoholic, I just enjoy a pint or 2 (or 10).
Any-who, I'm from N.Ireland
I'm still in school and this year I will be doing my A levels
A gamer
Geting my own bedroom as my older brother moved out today
and more things I can't think of.

 

[J4RD]

Luke,
I'm your father.

I'm sorry, it had to be done eventually.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run

 

[akfg666]

A student
Listening to Newton Faulkner
A lover not a fighter
An avid gamer
A joker
Somewhat pissed off for no reason

 

[Bigsmith]

I'm:
A furry
A college student
A Brony
working 10 hours a week doing KP work.
in a relation ship that's over a year and a half long
A gamer, pc edition.
starting to collect a Tau army
tired
about to go finish up cleaning the kitchen by mopping the floor.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I am, and always will be, the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.

I'm also a big fan of pie.

 

[Chasing-The-Light]

I'm 19
I'm a lesbian
I'm a proud American (especially today)
I'm currently playing a skypirate captain in Dungeons and Dragons
I'm just one of the guys
I'm not always sure what I want to do, or how I'm going to get there.
I'm a Chinese major in college

Hm... I was going to end with something profound, but I couldn't think of anything. xD

 

[Leonartheinsane]

An 18 British boy.
Heading to Uni near the sea on Saturday.
Trying to live life.
Want to start Sailing.
Spent the last couple of months working for a French Cabling company.
I love the Jingoism in theory but not in real life.

Sat on my back in my room typing this on my laptop, halfway through Big Bang Theory and with Eminem playing quietly in the background. The highlight of my day was watching the F1... The rest of the day I spent playing Bad Company and mulling around on facebook.

I'm happy.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

... An asshole and I fucking hate everything.
... Quitting smoking and I fucking hate everything.
... Kind of a one-trick-pony and I fucking hate everything

 

[Tselis]

Bored, currently watching the entire Zero Punctuation catalog to try and relieve that boredom.

Ditto, only instead of bored I'm trying to create a pattern for a knitted pumpkin vine flower. ZP and Unskippable are good to listen to in the background.

 

[S-Unleashed]

I'm 19
I'm a straight guy
I'm a Christian
I'm American
I'm a nintendo fan
I'm a Sonic fan
I'm a an anime fan, and disney cartoon fan.
I'm a ZP hater
I'm a JRPG fan.

So pretty much a lot of people hate my guts and I love it.

 

[loc978]

...an 88 year old World War II vet who ran for president in the 90s and advertised viagra for awhile.

Any guesses? This is a fun game...

 

[Vicarious Reality]

I'm the camera, quietly watching and judging

 

[Lightning Delight]

I'm

A high school senior
A gamer
A procrastinator
Lazy
A proud brony
A Halo fan
Loving living life.

 

[Xaio30]

I'm:
a student.
17 years old.
living on my own.
adept at C# programming.
a pacifist.
a fan of karma.
a Let's Player.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

...the eggman

Beatles reference FTW!

Im...

A lumberjack and im OK
I sleep all night, I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory!
On wednsdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press Wild Flowers!
I put on womens clothing
And hang around in bars!

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra!
I wish id been a girly
Just like my old mama!

10 Internets for who can get that!

 

[Richardplex]

I'm a NEET, but only for a few more days. Damn you university.