I'm...

[Laser Priest]

- a delicious breakfast pastry
- The one true saviour
- on my fifth respawn
- generally a total badass

 

[vxicepickxv]

I'm
30
Straight
A 12 year member of the US Navy
Hungry
Reading Webcomics
Bored
Out, for now.

 

[varulfic]

I'm...

...Jack's smirking revenge.
...Jack's cold sweat.
...Jack's raging bile duct.
...Jack's colon.
...Jack's complete lack of surprise.
...Jack's wasted life.
...Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
...Jack's broken heart.
...very thankful for imdb's extensive quote section.

 

[Athol]

...the eggman

And I'm the walrus

Coo coo kachoo

 

[SckizoBoy]

I'm a sophist, care to discuss anything?

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm...

Secretly a 50 year old man, you wanna get in the back of my van, I need to move some furniture around.

Seriously, I'm so bored I might read the Terry Pratchett books I found today actually.
Hungry.
Tired.
Employed.
Brony.
Proud to be a Yorkshire lass.
Optimistic, happy and smiley.
Wanna play Dead Island but boyfriend won't get his arse off the 360. ¬_¬

 

[the spud]

I'm cool as ice
15 years old
6 feet 2 inches tall
Male
Supervillain in training

 

[Valkyira]

I'm;

19,
Working in an office for a care agency,
A cyclist,
A regular gym goer,
A metal head,
Single,
An avid gamer,
An avid 'anything horror' er,
In love with Natalie Portman,

 

[Scarim Coral]

I'm-
Unemployed,
A Brony,
A British born Chinese,
An anime fan,
An adult
and
Lazy,

 

[Teachingaddict]

I'm

A 33 year old male
A teacher
A keen gamer
A geek
A sci fi nerd
A hetrosexual
A fiance
tired...

 

[CharrHearted]

I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

Finally a life of brain reference! -hug- X3

 

[Whateveralot]

I'm more sensitive then I'd like to admit for most people.
I'm not as careless as I'd like to admit for most people.
I'm just another person.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I am thou, and thou art I.

 

[Brandon237]

16.
Wondering if this is going to be used against me.
Male.
Wondering if this is going to be used against me.
Atheist.
Wondering if this is going to be used against me.
In High-School.
Wondering if this is going to be used against me.
South African.
Wondering if this is going to be used against me.
Happy.
Wondering if this is going to be used against me.
Sort-of a PC gamer.
Wondering if this is going to be used against me.

Oh, and...
Wondering if this is going to be used against me.

 

[Shakomaru]

...the eggman

Beatles reference FTW!

Im...

A lumberjack and im OK
I sleep all night, I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory!
On wednsdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press Wild Flowers!
I put on womens clothing
And hang around in bars!

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra!
I wish id been a girly
Just like my old mama!

10 Internets for who can get that!

Monty Circus's Flying Pythons, obviously.
I'm a human, usually, and I'm currently being.. alive?

 

[Ruwrak]

I'm content with my life


That's all.

 

[Xman490]

I'm...
the same, more or less, as the OP, if I do say so myself.
(Please don't give me another "small post" strike, mods.)

 

[geezah91]

A proud Irishman of 20 years.
A student.
Quite short of money

 

[FrostyChick]

I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

Finally a life of brain reference! -hug- X3

It was inevitable. xD

Now to take this a bit more seriously:
I'm:
A 50/50 Scots/Irish mix.
A lesbian.
A gamer.
An IT student.
A prospective game designer.
Generally shy and introverted.
That's about it...