Imaginary Drugs

[Kushin]

Ok guys, I'm sick at the moment thanks to the guy I sit next to in my math lessons in college. Care to help give me a laugh?

If you could create one drug, what would you name it, and what would be its effect?

It can be completely original, or could be a modification of an existing one.

For me, it's Voodoo Marijuana. Ordinary marijuana soaked in the blood of a virgin born on a full moon. It's effect is that it causes you to get high AND return your virginity.

Have fun.

 

[scrambledeggs]

Cocaine
Google it's effects.

 

[zauxz]

Deathidin.

You die for an hour. No side effects.

 

[iJosh]

Orange Pineapple Express. (Weedz)

Taste like the ice cream and it's just amazingly awesome. Also gives you the power of extrasensory perception.

 

[PiggyJibbleFish]

Unicorn. When you take it it feels like getting rammed in the face by a horse with a horn. And you giggle a lot.

 

[Random Argument Man]

No need to invent a new drug...Just imagine a funny situation with a current drug...Google the effects then imagine a funny situation out of it.


Ex: Watching a Magic Bullet or a ShamWow commercial while on LSD.


Note* My friend apparently tried this. Everyone that was there tells me stories on how funny it was.

 

[Kollega]

All you need is a bottle of Diazepam.

Alternative: Bondianamin. Turns your life into spy movie for 5 days,then turns it into depressing film-noir for 10 days.

Alternative alternative: a drug that makes you weightless,overly brave,and can cease functioning any second.

 

[somekindarobot]

How about Spice from the Dune series? Stuff makes you see the future and puts you in a telepathic orgy. That's some crazy shit right there.

the Rick James ghola #2556: "Spice is one hell of a drug."

 

[Jedamethis]

Fbleagh: completely clears you mind for an hour, so you don't think

WARNING: DO NOT USE WHILE STANDING UP

 

[Sviests]

Noggenfogger drug. The effects would be the same as the elixir, but with a slight euphoria feeling. Could be awesome!

 

[Kermi]

Escherone: Makes you believe you cannot exit the room you are in, and that the floor is your enemy.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Instagasm (comes in patch and pill form)

Will make you orgasm 2 minutes after application. For those who wish to jerk off, but simply don't have the time to go through the whole procedure.

Can also be useful for women who feel the need to "fake it" during sex, but want to have a real experience anyway.

What do you say lads and ladies? Sounds useful? XD

 

[Oneirius]

Zoom: An amusing if somewhat scary sensation of falling forward, not unlike vertigo. Fun at roof parties.

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Supercool. It's packaged like Pixy Stix, and the powder form looks an awful lot like sugar. Supercool has ruined too many lives already, with rotten teeth and hyperactive behavior.

 

[Shadowfaze]

CAKE! all the cools kids are doing CAKE! support us now, and stamp out CAKE.

 

[wewontdie11]

Fbleagh: completely clears you mind for an hour, so you don't think

WARNING: DO NOT USE WHILE STANDING UP

Oh I would kill for some of that.

Shnoz. Slightly enhances your sense of smell.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Shnoz. Slightly enhances your sense of smell.

I sense a party-trick with that drug. Invite your friends over, serve a dish with eggs, beans, cabbage and other "bowel moving" food. Then you serve punch spiked with that drug and lock all the exits. XD

 

[Kushin]

CAKE! all the cools kids are doing CAKE! support us now, and stamp out CAKE.

Yes! Free The United Kingdom From Drugs (or F.U.K.D for short)!

I've been laughing at these guys, some of these are really great. Keep going.

 

[wonkey20]

Mooseweedz. Smoked like weed and makes you feel like you have antilers, lasts about 2 hours and you have mad giggles.

 

[CargoHold]

Shnoz. Slightly enhances your sense of smell.

My friend went on medication that gave her a super-heightened sense of smell once. I was going to be her agent when she became an unlikely superhero, but she went off the drugs. Damn.

I'd market Rofalol. It has the side effect of making you post unfunny lolcats and old memes.