Imaginary Drugs

[Cthulu2]

Blargasflarg: Randomly activates the memory centres of your brain causing you to believe that the memory is reality itself and there is no perception of the real world.
Side effects: Due to memory becoming fuzzy over time details become lost and people end up with no faces and such things like that.

 

[wonkey20]

Blargasflarg: Randomly activates the memory centres of your brain causing you to believe that the memory is reality itself and there is no perception of the real world.
Side effects: Due to memory becoming fuzzy over time details become lost and people end up with no faces and such things like that.

That would be fucked. On that note I am going to make another on called.... Truestate, this drug unlocks your full brain power and allows you to control it. Imagin the fucked up things you could do/know..

 

[Vegetarian Barbarian]

Balalala- Enter via rectum, grows on turtle feces. Its effects are similar to mushrooms

 

[DoW Lowen]

Time Pill: After taking the pill you will be transported approximately 2 seconds into the future.

P.S Get well soon.

 

[ae86gamer]

Nose Nukes-Hallucinate about ponies, rainbows, and marshmallows for five hours. Side effect- may end up committing suicide.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Mug-Drugs. The drugs that adequately simulate you looking like you just got beaten up. Perfect if you're late for class.

Spoiler: Of course you can always just go for good ol'

 

[zauxz]

Matrix: Makes your eyes very sencitive to light. you must wear sunglasses at all times.

 

[Cthulu2]

Blargasflarg: Randomly activates the memory centres of your brain causing you to believe that the memory is reality itself and there is no perception of the real world.
Side effects: Due to memory becoming fuzzy over time details become lost and people end up with no faces and such things like that.

That would be fucked. On that note I am going to make another on called.... Truestate, this drug unlocks your full brain power and allows you to control it. Imagin the fucked up things you could do/know..

I guess you're right about it being fucked up. However I only thought it would be funny to watch someone scream constantly at nothing. I guess I've got a twisted sense of humour.

 

[Kermi]

Mammonol: Makes it appear that everything has perfect, perky breasts. Girls, guys, fine art, fire hydrants, your grandmother. Everything.

 

[wonkey20]

Mammonol: Makes it appear that everything has perfect, perky breasts. Girls, guys, fine art, fire hydrants, your grandmother. Everything.

That would be awesome but weird all at the same time!

 

[Logic 0]

Pain pills they give you extra pain for the pill.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

CAKE! all the cools kids are doing CAKE! support us now, and stamp out CAKE.

LOL, I think a video link is necessary for our US/Aussie cousins to get this.


(Or what Kushin said)

 

[Fniff]

Substance F.

It's fun the first time. Then it all goes wrong. You can't sleep. You can't do complicated maths. Soon everyone suddenly has a smiley face,and Chuck Norris keeps appearing to you telling you to take off your shirt.

Also,your head falls off and quotes Shakespeare.

Pill form,syringe form and snorting form all available. It all does the same thing though.

 

[LeonLethality]

super mushrooms (maybe a bit of a mario refference but I was meaning super magic mushrooms) you would see life in negatice colours and smell pizza

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Adayzion: Makes you constantly hear the beautiful duet bit from It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Meatloaf.

Swear to GOD I bought that song just for the quiet duet bits.

 

[Evilbunny]

For me, it's Voodoo Marijuana. Ordinary marijuana soaked in the blood of a virgin born on a full moon. It's effect is that it causes you to get high AND return your virginity.

Why would I want my virginity back, after I've worked so hard to lose it in the first place?

 

[Kushin]

For me, it's Voodoo Marijuana. Ordinary marijuana soaked in the blood of a virgin born on a full moon. It's effect is that it causes you to get high AND return your virginity.

Why would I want my virginity back, after I've worked so hard to lose it in the first place?

It's aimed at guys to try and give to their girlfriends/wives/victims to make that first time a little more memorable.

 

[Evilbunny]

It's aimed at guys to try and give to their girlfriends/wives/victims to make that first time a little more memorable.

Ooh, that's not for me. I hate it when girls tell you it's their first time. There's so much pressure to perform.

 

[lodo_bear]

Escherone: Makes you believe you cannot exit the room you are in, and that the floor is your enemy.

Excellent reference, sir.

Personally, I would create Dalidroxyl, which helps you see the world in a more surreal manner. It gives you especially awesome visions if you're Christian, which has led to some controversy over its use in churches.