Imagine the worst possible movie adaptation for your favourite game, what would it look like?

[HardRockSamurai]

Pong.

It would just be 3 hours of two rectangles bouncing a ball back and forth; and Uwe Boll would direct it.

 

[KindaAverageApatheticGamerMan]

I have been thinking (due to the recent transformers movies) that the Front Mission series would make for a decent video game adaptation, but I'm pretty sure Hollywood would destroy it instead, I'm already dreading the 2012 release of the live action 'Shadow of the Colossus' movie, I'll see it when it comes out, but I'll be amazed if it surpasses my already low expectations...

 

[SimuLord]

A Mount and Blade movie.

It would just be some folks aimlessly riding around on horses.

They're only aimlessly riding around because the main character's trying to besiege a castle with them and oooh, shiny! That game's AI needs some work, hopefully Warband will improve things so that starving out the enemy is actually a plausible option for a siege.

 

[wolfy098]

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(head explodes)

FF7 movie
to long

 

[comadorcrack]

Easy. Goerge Lucas makes KoToR into a movie. I don't even want to think about it. *Shudders"

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

Peter Jackson involved in it. Doesn't matter what it is, but if he's there it will be over the top and extremely pretentious. King Kong and LOTR suck. Face it.

 

[rokudan]

actually remembering the Wing Commander movie. The game was so awsome in its earily incarnations and the movie was such crap.

 

[traceur_]

Walt Disney presents: Prototype.

Starring:

• Jack Black as Alex Mercer
  50 cent as Doctor Ragland
  Paris Hilton as Dana Mercer
  Will Farrel as Captain Cross

Rated G.

 

[Mr_M]

Shadow of the Colossus movie.

It doesn't matter how they do it or who is involved, it's just going to suck.

 

[IamQ]

A PG13 God of War movie...Yea, Imagine that.

All scenes where he cuts people in half would be offscreen like a cartoon where you only hear the sound effects, most likley the sound effects from some looney toons movie. The director would also try to give him a catchphrase...what the hell would kratos use for a catchphrase?

"I'm balled and I'm killing you...yeah...suck on that!"

 

[Biosophilogical]

Walt Disney presents: Final Fantasy X

Starring:
The Umbilical brothers as Tidus
Hugh Jackman as Yuna
Nicole Kidman as Auron
Natalie Basingthwaithe as Wakka
Jim Carrey as Lulu
Shia leBouf as Khimari
Will Farrel as the Omega Weapon
Paris Hilton as Riku
Brad Pitt as Shiva

It would look like ... crap

 

[SkyrAy]

Assassins creed with Jake Gyllenhaal as altair.

Portal with Microsoft Sam as the robot.

Kill Zone directed by George Lucas.

 

[Awesometown]

A prototype movie with drew roy in it
wait there making one

 

[BuckminsterF]

Eddy Murphy playing all the characters in a Sims movie...or any movie

 

[rickthetrick]

Michael Bay directs a Pac man movie starring Jerry seinfeld as Pac man. and a sorted list of racial stereotypes to play the ghosts.

 

[SonicSoulstrike96]

Vin Diesel as master cheif and Bill Cosby as Sgt Johnson.

Eddy Murphy playing all the characters in a Sims movie...or any movie

 

[Vrex360]

Okay I got another one, a Soul Calibur movie... with Rene Zellwegger as Ivy.
Imagine it, she'd have to wear the uniform and everything.

*shudder*

 

[ZeroMachine]

Vin Diesel as master cheif and Bill Cosby as Sgt Johnson.

Or the other way around.