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twostripe

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WHENTWOTRIBESGOTOWAR said:
My friend here always lies, and he says I always tell the truth... who is correct?

i like this one but i never truly figured it out
 

shadowstriker86

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a unicycle is going backwards uphill at -16 mph, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

(THIS IS AN ACTUAL RIDDLE PEOPLE!)
 

katsa5

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Internet Kraken said:
Can you drown in the fountain of eternal life?
If your dumb enough to drown in a fountain, which in the Day when that was coined were puddles that were dripped in clay bowls, then yes.
^^ Love that one. Although I heard it referred to as a Tree of Life, so can one hang themselves from it?
 

katsa5

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shadowstriker86 said:
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a unicycle is going backwards uphill at -16 mph, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

(THIS IS AN ACTUAL RIDDLE PEOPLE!)
Is the dog a great dane or a bichon? Depends on the size of dog, what gear setting of the unicycle, and whether or not the Woodchuck has a dental plan.
I'm just kidding. The real question is, "Is it raining?"
 

katsa5

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PimpinAngel said:
Could God heat a burrito so much, that He Himself could not eat it?
(you receive nothing for reference!)
Would that be a relevent question? God is a limitless being, and the question assumes that he has to abide by the rules of limitations of Earth. I mean, this is a God that can be everywhere yet nowhere at the same time. To understand the answer, we have to place ourselves into the "Limitless Environment" of God. And that's something we, as humans, are so beyond our experience that we can't even imagine it.
 

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Aby_Z said:
Trivun said:
0.9 recurring (that is, nines going on forever after the decimal point) does not equal 1. This is impossible, because it's untrue. The to numbers are indeed equal. Yeah. So anyone who posted on that maths thread ages ago and disputed that, I'd like to see you prove your point to a Maths undergraduate. Hah. I bet you can't, can you? ;)
.9(recurring) = 1 because the math book said so... HAH!
You've just claimed that what I've said is true. Which is right. I'm trying to see how many people say it's not true, so I can prove to them that it is true.

Epicurus said:
Trivun said:
This is impossible, because it's untrue.
This is quite possibly the most ridiculous statement I have ever heard. Saying something is impossible because you don't believe it to be true is an empty and subjective statement that doesn't contribute to debate in any way.
Have you ever read a maths book? This isn't me saying it's not true because I believe it isn't true. I made a mathematical statement. I can prove it. I have proved it before, I learned how to prove it, and I can do so again. Hence it must be that what I said was true, because I can prove that it is true. You have obviously never studied maths beyond the most basic level, otherwise you would understand my point. No offence meant, but what I said is not ridiculous in any way whatsoever.
 

DazZ.

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Connosaurus Rex said:
what is the answer to the question I'm thinking of right this moment.
Not an impossible question just very improbable to get correct.

OT: Do I exist?
 

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Trivun said:
0.9 recurring (that is, nines going on forever after the decimal point) does not equal 1. This is impossible, because it's untrue. The to numbers are indeed equal. Yeah. So anyone who posted on that maths thread ages ago and disputed that, I'd like to see you prove your point to a Maths undergraduate. Hah. I bet you can't, can you? ;)
All glory to the Wikipedia!

EDIT: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
 

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Internet Kraken said:
Can you drown in the fountain of eternal life?
You actually can because the legend says that the fountain of eternal life makes you young again, it is just another wording for the fountain of eternal youth, and you can die even if you are young
 

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Trivun said:
Aby_Z said:
Trivun said:
0.9 recurring (that is, nines going on forever after the decimal point) does not equal 1. This is impossible, because it's untrue. The to numbers are indeed equal. Yeah. So anyone who posted on that maths thread ages ago and disputed that, I'd like to see you prove your point to a Maths undergraduate. Hah. I bet you can't, can you? ;)
.9(recurring) = 1 because the math book said so... HAH!
You've just claimed that what I've said is true. Which is right. I'm trying to see how many people say it's not true, so I can prove to them that it is true.
Oh, I read that wrong, I guess...

Well, quite simply, .9 repeating isn't actually equal to 1. The reason why we say it is is because there's simply an infinitely small digit separating it from .9 repeating and 1, correct? Even if you were to solve an equation with .9 repeating instead of 1, the difference would be just about imperceptible.

Technically, it's not true, but us humans are either lazy or we know when something is too trivial to be bothered with, so both parties can be right here, neh?
 

Trivun

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Aby_Z said:
Trivun said:
Aby_Z said:
Trivun said:
0.9 recurring (that is, nines going on forever after the decimal point) does not equal 1. This is impossible, because it's untrue. The to numbers are indeed equal. Yeah. So anyone who posted on that maths thread ages ago and disputed that, I'd like to see you prove your point to a Maths undergraduate. Hah. I bet you can't, can you? ;)
.9(recurring) = 1 because the math book said so... HAH!
You've just claimed that what I've said is true. Which is right. I'm trying to see how many people say it's not true, so I can prove to them that it is true.
Oh, I read that wrong, I guess...

Well, quite simply, .9 repeating isn't actually equal to 1. The reason why we say it is is because there's simply an infinitely small digit separating it from .9 repeating and 1, correct? Even if you were to solve an equation with .9 repeating instead of 1, the difference would be just about imperceptible.

Technically, it's not true, but us humans are either lazy or we know when something is too trivial to be bothered with, so both parties can be right here, neh?
An infinitely small digit is 0.000... (infinite noughts, then 1 at the end). Because the noughts go on forever, we never reach the 1, so we can see by intuition that the infinitely small number is equal to zero. Therefore there is a zero gap between 0.999 (infinite nines) and 1. Thus 0.999 recurring is equal to 1. So there's no triviality there, it's pretty much proven fact that the two are equal.
 

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Headless Zombie said:
Trivun said:
0.9 recurring (that is, nines going on forever after the decimal point) does not equal 1. This is impossible, because it's untrue. The to numbers are indeed equal. Yeah. So anyone who posted on that maths thread ages ago and disputed that, I'd like to see you prove your point to a Maths undergraduate. Hah. I bet you can't, can you? ;)
All glory to the Wikipedia!

EDIT: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
0.999 recurring scientists :D
 

Yuriatayde

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Hyperactiveman said:
How does gravity work? (NOT meaning "what does it do?")
if you mean what is responsible for gravity: gravitons

if you mean how are we pulled towards something by gravity: it's like being magnetically attracted except instead of having a greater magnetic field strength, the object has a greater mass which gives it a greater gravitational field strength. g=GM/(r^2) where G is the gravitational constant, M is the mass of the object and r^2 is the mean radius of the object squared.
Or in short, it's like a magnet, and blah blah blah (he asked for how it works, not math stating how well it works, no points for over-complicating in an effort to make yourself seem smarter)

It's currently unexplainable, all we know is that it DOES, and it does at a rate of blah blah blah. What he's asking for, (and me for that matter) is an explanation of how object X can pull on object Y with absolutely nothing connecting them in any way.

[edit] Disregard; I overlooked the "Gravitons", although that's hardly an explanation and I still discard your answer.

OT: If you have a gun that shoots bullets at exactly 2000km/h, and you were on a platform moving you exactly 2000km/h, and you fired the gun backwards... What would happen?