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James Cassidy

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People, People, please....I can answer every single one of your questions. They are not impossible because I know the answers to all of them. Ready?

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LiftYourSkinnyFists

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kotorfan04 said:
WHENTWOTRIBESGOTOWAR said:
My friend here always lies, and he says I always tell the truth... who is correct?

This has multiple answers, the quickest solution is to say that the speaker is not trustworthy and has told lies, so the perpetual liar is still lying when he says the speark tells truth. As long as both aren't described as constant liars then our speaker could be honest this occassion but lie every other occasion. Or he could be honest all the time except for one time in fifth grade when he nicked some kids baseball cards. To put it bluntly: The speaker is truthful, but he is also a liar.

Also for a question, Is the all knowing, omnipotent deity powerful enough to change his mind or the course of time?
That answer is a paradox, you can't be a truthful liar.
 

Cartman2nd

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Supreme Unleaded said:
One Question that will get you guys going is what happens when an Unstoppable Force colides with a Unmovable/Unbreakable Force. Disscus.
That's a paradox. If an unstoppable force exists, there couldn't be an immovable object, because then the force wouldn't be unstoppable anymore.

OT:
What's the impossible question?

Also: How do you know your not asleep right now?
 

Dott

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Everything I say is a lie.


I know it's not a question, but rather a statement.
How does it make sense, if at all?
 

Spitfire

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Immobile said:
The right answer is gone, and the left went south. West has headed East, and the south is going up.
where did North go?
The first sentence doesn't serve the question in any way, it makes no difference where either answer went.
WHENTWOTRIBESGOTOWAR said:
My friend here always lies, and he says I always tell the truth... who is correct?
Paradox!
D4zZ said:
Do I exist?
Cogito Ergo Sum [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogito_ergo_sum]
 

Lullabye

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does space affect time?

and as for that unstopable/unmovable object question. the answer is either the un stoppable object will pass through or go in a different direction. only two options. and when i say go through i mean fuse through, not break through. cause there are gaps in every objects molecular, atomic and sub atomic structure.

and the meaning of life is forty two. But we asked the wrong question. we should have asked, "why is the meaning of life 4orty 2wo?"
 

No-Superman10

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Jedamethis said:
No-Superman10 said:
Jedamethis said:
Hallow said:
Have you beaten your wife recently?
No. I don't have a wife.

This is supposed to be impossible questions you know.
Retaliation: Does your mother know that your gay?
Are you 6? You must be to not know how obvious that is.
Also it's "you're", you're = you are

And I even fixed your quote for you, see
O.K. 1: Thank you for fixing the quote
And 2: Grow up. Grammar nazi-ism is neither big nor clever and will most likely cause people to dislike you.
You have been warned
 

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Doktor Merkwurdigliebe said:
Who was phone?
If you're referencing what I think you're referencing then it was her Mother who called.

Rascarin said:
"Why hasn't my Student Finance been processed yet?"
You and me both... I owe 2 months rent that I can't afford at the moment...
 

trelloskilos

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With regard to the Unstoppable force/immovable object questionL

1. There is no such thing as an unstoppable force. Anything moving requires energy. As it moves, energy transforms & dissipates through heat, light, sound, friction etc. This is why perpetual motion machines never work. Even huge forces travelling through vacuums would eventually slow down after a while.

2. There is no such thing as an immovable object. Everything in the universe moves, from islands, to planets, to stars, quasars, black holes etc. Even the universe itself is expanding exponentially, so even if the universe did have an 'edge', that is also moving.

3. IF an unstoppable force were to meet an immovable object, the force would either not collide with the object and pass through unimpeded, or would be deflected.

4. The classic answer, which is also wrong due to points 1, 2 and 3, is that the unstoppable force would stop, and the immovable object would move. (kind of rendering the unstoppable/immovable aspects of the question irrelevant)
 

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Spacelord said:
So God is all-knowing, right?
He's also omnipotent, yes?

Then could God pose a question even he doesn't know the answer to?

[small](Please don't flame me.)[/small]
Probably not, if he is all knowing
 

dthvirus

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There are two doors. One goes to where you want to go. One does not. There is a guard for each door: One will always tell the truth, one will always lie, and there is an additional guard who will shoot anyone who asks tricky questions.
 

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dthvirus said:
There are two doors. One goes to where you want to go. One does not. There is a guard for each door: One will always tell the truth, one will always lie, and there is an additional guard who will shoot anyone who asks tricky questions.
And the whole setup is just a trap to capture escaping logicians. None of the doors actually lead out.
 

Doom_bringer58

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honestly, and please no "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" references, but what IS the meaning of life? because it differs from person to person

also, what does heaven look like?
 

Fraught

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Doom_bringer58 said:
honestly, and please no "Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" references, but what IS the meaning of life? because it differs from person to person

also, what does heaven look like?
What does hell look like?